Graham Nash Posted May 24, 2011 Report Posted May 24, 2011 A hunter shoots himself in the genitals with his shotgun. A few hours later,lying in a hospital bed, he`s approached by a doctor. "The good news is your gonna be ok.The bad news is there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage to your penis so im gonna refer you to my sister". "Is she a platic surgeon?" asks the hunter "no." says the doctor, " she`s a flute player.she`ll teach you where to put your fingers so you dont make a mess when you wee! Quote
johnnyb. Posted May 25, 2011 Report Posted May 25, 2011 I hope she blows that flute gently!!! Come on lads keep it clean otherwise we will all get into trouble. Quote
Graham Nash Posted May 25, 2011 Author Report Posted May 25, 2011 That WAS the clean version!!! Quote
Jim Posted May 25, 2011 Report Posted May 25, 2011 It's easy to tell when the weather's crap. All the jokes come out to play. Keep them coming Gents ( and Ladies ) we have to be PC Y'know ! Jim Quote
Maverick Martin Posted May 25, 2011 Report Posted May 25, 2011 I'm watching and laughing Martin Quote
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