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Here I am at 10.20 in the morning and there are 10 members on the forum. Don't any of you have any work to do? My pension still has to be paid you know.

Posted

the joys of being the boss sat in the office Terry, which also means I don't get going on a Monday until after 12 haha

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Hello Terry,

 

Please have a box of tissues handy as the following diatribe will make all but an absolute Marxist cry.

 

I had booked a week off to catch up on a few household chores and enjoy a day or two fishing, boat owners and weather permitting. Two very kind offers and the nice BBC weather lady had lifted my spirits and all was set for a spot of fishing and daytime use of PBSBAC forums during pensioners hours.

 

The current Mrs Simpson has just gone through her diary with me and shattered my plans, I am now restricted to Wednesday only unless I can arrange school pick ups by some Latvian street preformer that needs to earn cash for a residence visa, or other kindly sole.

 

Please don't take away the right to go on the club site during working/pensioners hours, we get f@ck all chance to relax even when on holiday.

 

I am planning on being a celibate gay in my next relationship, no sex but loads of rugby and fishing without any stress. May even get some nice curtains and fashion sense.

 

P.S only joking on the gay thing, tried it a few times and it bloody hurt.

 

Ian

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Greg, just remember that we had to pay for our previous generation's pensions, it's a mad circle. Nobody  sodded things up, it's just that there are now just too many people.

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Greg, just remember that we had to pay for our previous generation's pensions, it's a mad circle. Nobody  sodded things up, it's just that there are now just too many people.

Are you suggesting we should bump off the old folks? :D

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Good Lord no, some of us are quite jolly people and there are plenty of undesirables to get rid of first. Folk who don't like fishing for a start and that's before I get political.

 

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Are you suggesting we should bump off the old folks? :D

 

No that's the government's tactic ! !

Work until you die.

 

They don't see any point in chasing the professional scroungers. You'll NEVER get them to work. Just keep hitting the workers, you know they'll keep working.

ALSO - - -  save money by releasing the prisoners early so they can carry on stealing - - - - and producing lots more little thieves - - - - and - - - and  - - - -  GRRR.

 

Oops ! went off on one a bit there !  :)

 

Just come back from holiday and not looking forward to the " W " word  :mellow:  :huh:  :unsure:

Ah well - - - -  - at least I know that my taxes are being spent wisely !  ;)

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No that's the government's tactic ! !

Work until you die.

 

They don't see any point in chasing the professional scroungers. You'll NEVER get them to work. Just keep hitting the workers, you know they'll keep working.

ALSO - - -  save money by releasing the prisoners early so they can carry on stealing - - - - and producing lots more little thieves - - - - and - - - and  - - - -  GRRR.

 

Oops ! went off on one a bit there !  :)

 

Just come back from holiday and not looking forward to the " W " word  :mellow:  :huh:  :unsure:

Ah well - - - -  - at least I know that my taxes are being spent wisely !  ;)

It was all right until they stopped every one smoking

Now nobody dies young

They all live to get their pension

And then get dementia

That's why there is no money left for the rest

 

Tony

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It was all right until they stopped every one smoking

Now nobody dies young

They all live to get their pension

And then get dementia

That's why there is no money left for the rest

 

Tony

Not to mention safe sex, health and safety, hazzard analysis..... no one dies nowaday :P

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I was told by a fortune teller that I would live to 120 and end up being shot by a jealous husband. Keep working you lot, I've got a lot of fishing to do.

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Alan (Chillybum) and I took Pug out for a day within the harbour drowning worms and feeding the crabs. Landed several baby bass, wrasse and a gorgeous Bream from different spots.

 

Waved and said hello to Brian, and with Alan in the boat, I managed to meet the pre-requisite of 2 pensioners from the club on the water during a week day. Great to be on the water on such a mild day and it's now less than 15 years until retirement.

 

Ian

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Thought we were going the wrong way when we saw you fishing there and then as we were passing the ferry terminal Rich on Warren was heading your way.

Still we carried on out to the Swash and had a productive day on the plaice, with bites from the very start, boated 12 in total. Just had plaice for tea and put a couple in the freezer.

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