Jim Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 Yorkshire people are very fond of their Tea !------In fact . . . . . . .-----They’re so fond of their Tea . . . . . .---That they add it to every word !-----------------------T’carT’pubT’wifeT’internet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted September 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 My mate says you know you're getting old when: He was watching Babe Station last night. There was this gorgeous girl in a skimpy little French maid's outfit, pushing a vac around, bending over provocatively. And as her little skirt rode up, exposing her lovely little bottom with the little strip of black material covering her crack,all I could think was........ ..."We used to have a Hoover like that one!!" sparky and Reel Wizzard 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted September 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 My was mowing the lawn when his young son comesrunning out of the house calling to him. “Daddy, daddy, what’s sex?” asks his son ...For a moment my mate's dumbstruck but then decides that if hisson has asked the question, then he must do his best toanswer it. For the next few minutes dad talks about the birdsand the bees, then human relationships, love, the sex act,having babies – in fact he does a pretty good job of coveringevery aspect. Eventually he comes to a stop when he sees howoddly his son is looking at him. “Why did you want to know?” my mate asks. “Well, Mummy said to come out and tell you that dinner........... would be ready in two secs!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted September 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 My mate was walking down the street earlier when this guy approached him "Oi, are you the Muppet that was chatting my bird Julie up in the pub last Friday?" he snarled. "I'm not sure my mate said: what does she look like?" "That's her" he said handing him a photo."It wasn't me mate," he replied............ "I only had 6 pints last Friday!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparky Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 You need to go fishing Jim !!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Martin Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 He's been but obviously never caught anything Brian, niggle and sparky 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester Fisheagle Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 Been on the sherry again? Jim 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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