Brian Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 I was on my way home from the pub and decided to take a shortcut through an unlit park. a woman approached me and offers to rag my brains out for £5. I thought to myself this is a chance too good to miss, so hands over the £5. she lead into a bush and we get under way. a policeman happens to pass by, hears us at it and notices the bush shaking. he approaches, shines his torch on us and asked me what I'm doing. I replied calmly, "I'm just having sex with my wife, officer. do you mind?" the officer responds, I"'m sorry, sir, I didn't realise it was your wife". I replied, "that's quite alright, officer - until you shone your torch on her face, neither did I". rich185, gaffa, Reel Wizzard and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 I'll be glad when the weather changes. Cabin fever's really taking hold now Brian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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