Tarlach. Posted October 24, 2019 Report Share Posted October 24, 2019 A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a suddenhe hears music.No one is around, so he starts searching for the source.He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a gravewith a headstone that reads: "Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770- 1827".Then he realizes that the music is Beethoven's Ninth Symphony andit is being played backward!Puzzled, he leaves the graveyard and persuades a friend to returnwith him.By the time they arrive back at the grave, the music has changed.This time it is the Seventh Symphony, but like the previous piece,it is being played backwards.Curious, the men agree to consult a music scholar.When they return with the expert, the Fifth Symphony is playing,again backwards.The expert notices that the symphonies are being played in thereverse order in which they were composed,the 9th, then the 7th, then the 5th.By the next day the word has spread, and a crowd has gathered aroundthe grave.They are all listening to the Second Symphony being played backward.Just then the graveyard's caretaker ambles up to the group.Someone in the group asks him if he has an explanation for the music."I would have thought it was obvious," the caretaker says.” He’s decomposing!” Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Jim, Kingfisher 126, iansimpson63 and 7 others 8 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jim Posted October 26, 2019 Report Share Posted October 26, 2019 As the weather's bad ! So are the Jokes ! Did you know that China tried to organize a table tennis tournament for their zoo animals this year? It was abandoned after the gorillas kicked off, in what has become known as… The Hong Kong, King Kong, ping pong, ding dong! Jim sparky, Stuie, Maverick Martin and 2 others 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Martin Posted October 26, 2019 Report Share Posted October 26, 2019 The grandchildren will love that one Jim, or did they tell you it Jim 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jim Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 Whoopi Goldberg is marrying Gerrard Depardieu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tarlach. Posted October 27, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 She's now known as: Whoopi duppi doo I know . . . . . . . The old ones eh ? And you say mine are bad Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk fisherman1055 and Jim 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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