Maverick Martin Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 A man starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this, a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show the others who's boss, he beats it to death with a spade. Realising his employer won't be best pleased, he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything. Moving on to the second job of clearing out the chimp house, he is attacked by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two chimps with a spade, killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything. He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure. He moved on to the last job, which is to collect honey from the South African bees. As soon as he starts, he is attacked by the bees. He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to do and throws them into the lion's cage... because lions eat anything. Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to the other lions and says: "What's the food like here?" The lions reply: "Absolutely brilliant. Today we had fish and chimps with mushy bees." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Fox Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 I winced.... Happy New Year Martin ! Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
great white Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 OMG I am glad you are now back to fishing The stand up comedian job vacancy will remain vacant Charlie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niggle Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 I think your`e practicing for all your grand children Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Nash Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 slightly better than the "Cracker jokes" we have been subject to recently ...... but only VERY slightly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codpiece Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 Martin Martin!!! Happy new year Derek,v. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 Well as I'm male, and any woman can tell you - we only have very small brains. I thought it was good and will be telling my Grandchildren soon. ( If I can remember ) Jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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