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The Time Machine


Brian
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President Obama and Gordon Brown are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future.

 

They both decide to test it by asking a question each.

 

President Obama goes first: "What will the USA be like in 100 years time"

 

The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out:

 

"The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries"

 

Gordon Brown thinks "It's not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that" so he asks:

 

"What will Britain be like in 100 years time?"

 

The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout.

 

But he just stares at it.

 

"Come on Gordon" says Obama, "Tell us what it says"

 

"I can't. It's all in Arabic."

 

 

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