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Jacqui took me to Wareham this evening for a stroll along the river bank. Then to the King's arms @ Stoborough. Back home now with a bottle of Doombar. Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuvly ! Thanks again for all the Birthday wishes. It means a lot to a silly old Duffer Y'know ! Jim

Happy Birthday Jim I expect you will have plenty of cake and falling down liquid Soon it will be time for you to join us in the slow lane and hold everyone else up

Thanks all. Took a load of cakes into work yesterday. Went for a few beers wiv me bruvver last night. Struggled to work this morning. Steve & Theresa brought the Grand kids over this afternoon with a " special cake " No Rob not THAT special ! I don't need any of that stuff . . . I'm already Dopey enough THIS special . . . . .

Enjoy!

Happy birthday Jim.

Happy Birthday Jim.

Happy Birthday Jim, spoil yourself today. Allan.

Berst wishes Jim - enjoy your day.

Happy Birthday Jim hope you have a few to celebrate tonight Greg

Have a good one Jim, no doubt you'll be down the quay downing a few. 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🎉🎉

Happy Birthday Jim............have a goodun !!

Happy birthday Jim hope your having a good day 🍰🍰🍰🍺🍺🍺

A Nottingham woman has lost her case at Nottingham magistrates court today, after she tried to sue "NHS Queens Medical Centre" after her husband went in for an operation which left him unable to have sex with her afterwards. Mrs Minger of Bulwell aged 67 said to reporters outside court this afternoon "Me and me 'usband Fred 'ave 'ad bangin' sex till 'e went ta 'ospital and 'ad 'is operation, now 'e's not interested 'n me and it's all down to them twats" ! The surgeon who performed the operation and attended court to give evidence said "all we did was remove Fred's Cataracts" !

Presumably if we deep hook one and it unfortunately doesn’t survive we are expected to throw it back dead? I’m not sure how that sits with me really - a real waste.

I would fully agree with this apart from a few things: As MB says: Commercials can still catch them. Introducing SEALS to the Bass nursery: No one to police shore fishing ( British or not ) Holiday makers just ignoring it. I dare say there's many more unfair things but these came straight to my head. Thank you Charlie. You put a lot of work into this for us and translate a lot of Jargon so people like me can understand it. Jim

So handle Bass nice and carefully and release them asap so the commercials can scoop them up, nice one