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Hi Brian, You have a pm, kr Derek

pedantic rubbish what about those with impaired sight, AND I AM NOT JOKING!!! derek.

Just realised!! wrong way round!! Text- letter E to 118 800 what a plick??? Derek.

I was told to exclude your mobile, text 118 800 to the letter E it does seem to work. derek

Martyn, You are lucky to be able to afford a boys toy!! Derek.

Paul, Ihave been struck by a stroke of genius!! why not buy my bar stool and put it in your cabin roof rocket launchers creating a flying bridge. derek.

Ouch!!!! I like it!! I like it!! Derek. Ps my bl**dy bar stool did not work anyway,

Paul, Stand on your bar stool,(before becoming inebreated) Derek.

oh shish, how do I drown my sorrows. Derek

Brian, A fiver says you dare not!!! Derek,

I am using mine to screw to the deck in an inverted position to take the legs of a small bar stool as a helm seat,, ( I hope) Derek.

All, 2 found in mates garage, thanks. Derek.

Hi all here I go again!! Does anyone have 2 rod holder sockets, the type that go into the gunwale and sit flush, sorry to be ''picky'' but not the type that screw or bolt on to the side of the gunwale. tight lines, Derek.

Hi all, is there another S/H plotter out there. Derek

Nice fish Dan. Avon or Stour? Derek.

Great Brian!! & you are not getting your dingy back! kind regards and tight lines with her. Derek.

Have a good one all, Derek.

I repeat, never mind about DEFRA the EU and the others who cant or wont listen!! Why have we got a Fisheries Minister who does not even sit in cabinet!!!!!!!!! Derek.

Just watched Adam Boulton on Sky News with the Fisheries Minister, It would seem a nice man with his head screwed on!! But oh dear, I could not believe it, HE DOES NOT SIT IN THE CABINET!! what on earth is going on with this govt and it's fishiing policies? We have got now 5 unelected persons who do sit on this joke, but as an island nation whose fishing stocks are being raped on a daily basis by the EU our minister cant even sit in the seat of govt. rant over. derek.

Paul I would have paid good money to see that. derek.

Comiserations Paul

Just to give you all a smile for the weekend, I have just managed to back my Orkney through a front picture window on my bungallow. Any more ''bloomers'' out there? Tight lines Derek.

It looks like they are using the ''back eddy'' we used to use Salmon fishing. Derek.

Bob, 25 is punishment, 50 means you are enjoying it !!! Derek.

It is jus the same as if you cross Pollocks with Pollacks you get Pout (or so I am Told) Derek