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only joking Rob!!!! Derek

No Rob, it is free and widely available, as such it is available to children and old vunerable people who could be traumatized !!! Derek.

Charlie, Ellen unfortunately is looking doubtfull sorry to mess you about. Derek V.

Which one are you Mike!! Derek.

Mike, Not often me thinks! the shop is stripped out now. Derek V.

Dont know if it has allready been posted but, looks like BAIT SHACK in Bridge st Xch is no more. the shop is empty. Derek V .

That much crumpet would play havoc with the fishing!! Having thought about it bu***er the fishing. Derek,V.

Hi Brian, I thought of other reasons for Sir T being the odd man out, He is funny and intelligent unlike the other planks, rant over. Derek, V.

Does it matter which hand? Derek.

Tight lines Alun. Derek.

Great report Mark. Are you into whips & self mutilation as well!! Derek

I would like to trail ''ellen'' down there, If it is a weekend when Trev is off I might be able to persuade him to come. derek.

I hope they dont mean, hook, LONG line, & sinker,there can be nothing less environmentaly friendly or sustainable. the Bass fishermen using lines & lures down west are only managing to take enough for their local market economy. the large super markets advertising ''sustainable'' fish ie salmon, tuna, trout, etc are farmed, with other species on the slabs marked ''line caught'' I would imagine, Bass, Cod, etc would be two slow growing for a farming process, Derek,

Not what I was saying at all!!! I repeat, working the deep offshore N Sea and N Atlantic etc in winter conditions is not a load of bo----cks. Try it!! derek.

Braving those harsh conditions to bring us our tea - what a load of bo... PJ Try deep sea in the winter Paul. Derek.

Brian you should certainly get your paint brush out and bring it over here, I can find you lots to use it on. Derek V.

Brilliant Brian!! I wonder if UK CG should do the same sort of thing, derek v.

Martin Martin!!! Happy new year Derek,v.

dont know how to work the graphics but, Thanks for all the advice and help throughout the year and happy xmas to you all. derek v.

Happy birthday Rob and many of them!! Derek V.

I sadly found it funny. I think we all need to get out more. Derek V.

Brian, It could be James Bond!!! Derek V.

Anybody out there know of a good second hand ex cross channel hovercraft going reasonably. It would mean bu!!er the weather windows, & bu!!er the Bar at mudeford!!! Simples, Derek V,

E-mails done, I wish them luck, Derek v,

Thanks Brian, got it! owe you a pint. Derek V.