johnnyb.

sounds like my trouble & strife.

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. The mother sent the 8 year old in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a deep booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?" The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?! Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD?!" The boy screamed & bolted from the room, ran directly home & dived into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time!" "GOD is missing, and they think WE did it!"

Oh Jim.You are naughty. but I like you. JohnnyB.

My computer has nearly had a footprint on it many times,its the most infuriating piece of electronic wisadery in the house.Makes me mader than the wife.

Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.' The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded.' The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.' The fourth surgeon chimes in, 'You know I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.' But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two moving parts - the mouth and the arsehole - and they are interchangeable'.

Ive got a video of the 1966 world cup!!!Any good?

Hi Tom, welcombe aboard if its local knowledge you want you have certainly come to the right place,As Brian said join the club as a full member and youll have more than you can handle.PBSBAC websight suddenly becomes a BIGGER place. Johnnyb.

Hi Dave,the cheapest place for Power showers is probably Screwfix. They dont do the event but I think youll find this one is the same. I always recommend the Triton,I fitted loads and never had a problem with them. sometimes the Mira hot +cold services are the opposite way around to Tritons which can make things a bit fiddly. the good news is screwfix will take returns and give you a refund or exchange. http://www.screwfix.com/p/mira-vigour-ther...er-shower/68019 http://www.screwfix.com/p/triton-thermosta...te-chrome/70070

MMM It must have sunk the right way up then.>>well you started it<<<<

Hi Jim,I took my Warrior out at Muddyford yesterday and was asked if it was for sale, I said this one not but I know one that is .He lives somewhere local if you PM me Il give you his name and phone no. Johnnyb.

Flipping heck,I just had a look at Highcliff sailing Club webcams. looks like everyone and his granny are out today,beach is full of trailers. Advice to anyone going out tommorow (SUN) get your boat in early,before 8.00 could also save you

yes whilst cooking ones own dinner and wondering why your clothes are all wrinkly

Wow looks more complicated than I thought.The more you read the scarier it gets .Great websights though,maybe Im biting off more than I can chew. If Im brave enough I might refer to plan B . Hang about outside the run in untill you see someone who looks like he knows where hes going and follow him in.

Done .now got over 11,000 but dont let that stop you lets get a million. makes my blood boill they spend s**t loads of money on public enquiries and nobody gets punished, and got nothing for a service to save us, the slaves lives. When are we going to get some polititians who really do care about people. Roll on the revolution.Johnnyb.

Im thinking of using my boat for something other than fishing.A day trip to the I.O.W. with the wife.as I have never done this before 1st where is the best place to go,I thought perhaps Cowes? 2nd is there any other advice you chaps can help me with like,going into the harbour,where to tie the boat up and stuff like that. THANKS in anticipation Johnnyb.

Carefull. them irons can make a nasty dent in your head.

It might be in the small print. where are my glasses.

WOW that is the dogs danglies, you must have a stainless steel engineer in the family.The swinging retaining bar is a great idea.Yours obviously is not sacrificial.thats HEAVY DUTY built to last.

Well we finally got a break in the weatherand Ive finished the prototype.No more screws sticking up,and a couple of battons to stop side slip.Ive even got a name for it (SARB) sacrificial anchor retrieval board.I just propped it up for a photo and realised with version 2 made out of polypropylene it could double as a nice bait board.

Cooor what a fish.No wonder them little maccies are tearing around with monsters like that waiting to eat them.Saftey in numbers Ehh.

The poor old fella is knackered after pulling up them big noddys,he might not look happy on the outside but there will be a masive big grin on the inside .

Im sure I can get Rid of those screws as well maybe areldite or the like . maybe a strip of wood either side to help keep it on the platform. I think them chopping boards are just a large peice of ptfe . version 2 with added updates is already in the planning stages.

Thats the gloss you get from that teflon polish.

I went for the piece of plywood as a tempory measure.I might have to give it a coat of paint.but it is detachable and will do the job for the time being.Im going to try and get some photos up.now where did I put that Photobucket. OMG I think Ive done it Thanks Lofty.

Thanks Nigle sounds interesting,Perhaps I could even rig up one of those rubber trailer rollers,its only got to go about 6" over the gunnells to clear and wouldnt take up so much room as a piece of plywood,wouldnt rot either.mmmmm still pondering.