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1. Fisheagle crew tba. Day subject to crew availability will post Friday pm 2. Joint Venture...Adam Ian and Alun ....Sunday 3. Sweet Chariot - Nick & Oli - Sunday 4. Foxy Fisher Chris B - Sparky -Sunday

Hi Neil What was the name on the Quicksilver graham

Hi Mike I have heard woman say they like a man with a big pipe but I am glad you are getting the most from it I no my boat is not big but when the wind hit's it ,it is a god send to have it good luck and with your fuel graham

Had a look around today said hello to Jim nice to see you Jim, nice weather could do with a few more boaty , fishy stalls but ok and back to sunny Salisbury

Has anyone done this just wondered is it worth a visit today graham

Tree climbing high seat Stalkers , Photography just put it on the tree and walk up Cost £350 + will take £120 Graham

No he just had straw hanging out of his hat and thought he stood a chance

Very good well done Where are the prison guards

Fantastic News concerning Pensions And Benefits... نور اگر رفت سايه پيدا نيست نقشديوار و چشم ما نقش سايه دگر نمي دان نور اگررفت سايه. ر رفت نور اگر رفت سايهپيدا نيست نقش ديوار و چشم خيره مانقش سايه دگرنمي دان نور اگر رفتسايه. ر رفت ديوار و چشم خيره مانقش سايه دگرنمي دان نور اگر رفتسايه پيدره ما نقش سايه دگرنمي دان نور اگر رفت سايهپيدانيستنقش ديوار و چشم خيره ماپيدا ني ست نقش If I hear anything else, I'll let you know.

ZEN TEACHINGS 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone. 2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any. 3. No one is listening until you pass wind. 4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. 5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments. 7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 8.. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. 10. If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it. 11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. 12. Some days you are the dog, some days you are the tree. 13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time. 14. Good judgement comes from bad experience ... and most of that comes from bad judgement. 15. A closed mouth gathers no foot. 16. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works. 17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.. 18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 19. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our arse - then things just keep getting worse. 20. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Subject: ...... : 50 shades of Grey for seniors. Back and forth . . . . Back and forth . . . . In and out . . . .. In and out . . . . A little to the right . . . . A little to the left . . .. . She could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . . Between her breasts . . . . And, trickling down the small of her back . . . . . She was getting near to the end . . . . . He was in ecstasy . . . . with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved . . . . Forwards then backwards . . . . Forward then backward . . . . Again . . . . and again . . . . Her heart was pounding now . . . . Her face was flushed . . . . . She moaned . . . . softly at first, then began to groan louder . . . . . Finally . . . . totally exhausted . . . . she let out a piercing scream . . . . "OK, OK, you smug bastard, I can't parallel park. You do it!"

THE HISTORY OF THE CONDOM This pearl of history may have escaped you. Although I've always been a student of history, I didn't know this. In 1272, the Arabic Muslims invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine. In 1873, the British refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first!

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When you're from the farm, your perception is a little bit different. A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer. "No, they went to town." "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" "No, he went with Mom and Dad." The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself, when the young boy says, "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message." "Well," said the farmer uncomfortably. "No, I really want to talk to your Dad, about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant". The boy thought for a moment, then says, "You'll have to talk to my Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $150 for the pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard." -------------------------------------------------------------------------

The frequency of sexual activity of senior males depends on where they were born. Statistics just released from H.M. Office of Statistics and The United Nations B.O.H. Team, revealed that: English men between 60 and 80 years of age, will on average, have sex two to three times per week, (and a small number a lot more), whereas Japanese men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year if they are lucky. This has come as very upsetting news to both me and most of my mates at the Golf Club, as none of us had any idea we were Japanese.

There's got to be a few groans here !!!! > > > > Paddy decides to take up > > boxing and goes for the required medical. > > > > A few days later the doctor ‘phones and says “Paddy, you > > realise you’ve got sugar diabetes.” > > > > Paddy says, “Nice one, when do I fight him?” > > > > .......................................................................... > > > > > > > > It was hard getting over my addiction to the Hokey Cokey. > > > > But I’ve turned myself around and that’s what it’s all > > about. > > > > ........................................................................ > > > > George caught his Wife having an affair and decided to kill > > her and himself. > > > > He puts the gun to his head, looks at his Wife and says, > > > > "Don't laugh, your next!!" > > > > .......................................................................... > > > > Little boy gets home from school and says "Dad, > > I've got a part in the school play as a man who's > > been married for 25 years." > > > > His Dad replies "Never mind Son. Maybe next time > > you'll get a speaking part!!" > > > > .......................................................................... > > > > > > > > Two Irishmen looking through a mail order catalogue. > > > > Mick says "Look at these gorgeous women! The prices > > are reasonable too." > > > > Paddy agrees "I'm ordering one right now" > > > > 3 weeks later Mick says to Paddy "Has your woman > > turned up yet?" > > > > "No" said Paddy "but it shouldn't be > > long now though. > > > > Her clothes arrived yesterday!! > > > > .......................................................................... > > > > A dwarf goes to a very good but very busy doctor and asks, > > > > " I know you are busy but do you treat dwarves?" > > > > The doctor replies "Yes, but you will have to be a > > little patient." > > > > .......................................................................... > > > > > > > > Police have just released details of a new drug craze that > > is being carried out in Yorkshire nightclubs. > > > > Apparently, Yorkshire club goers have started injecting > > Ecstasy just above their front teeth. > > > > Police say the dangerous practice is called > > > > "e by gum" > > > > .......................................................................... > > > > A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet. > > > > Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about > > me cat." > > > > Vet: "Is it a tom?" > > > > Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it with us." > > > > .......................................................................... > > > > > > > > A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet > > he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to > > remember the dog by. > > > > Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon > > dog?" > > > > Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?" > > > > Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft > > ######!" > > > > .......................................................................... > > > > > > > > The last is always best. > > > > Bloke from Barnsley with piles asks chemist "Nah then > > lad, does tha sell arse cream?" > > > > Chemist replies "Aye, Magnum or > > Cornetto?" > >

Happy Birthday Jim You will need gert big cake to get all the candles you need on it graham

I need all help i can get someone on the harbour wall seen the size of my reel and shouted there goes a big game fishing boat what can I say chest puffed up an went out and caught some big game doggies

Thanks Dave Spot on just need the right size fish Graham

A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?" The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street a coupla blocks and turn to your right." The man thanked the boy kindly and said, "I'm the new pastor in town. I'd like for you to come to church on Sunday...I'll show you how to get to Heaven." The little boy replied with a chuckle. "You're bullshitting me, right? You don't even know the way to the Post Office!” ;

She: "So, what did you do today?" He: "I changed a light bulb" She: "And That's All?" He: ”Yes, ” I even filmed it, look here; https://www.youtube.com/embed/f1BgzIZRfT8?feature=player_embedded

Little Bruce and Jenny are only 12 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage." Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well, Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?" Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies, "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely." Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay, then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny." Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance, Jenny makes five bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, so that should do us just fine." Mr. Smith is impressed Bruce has put so much thought into this. "Well, Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one more question. What will you do if the two of you should have little children of your own?" Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we've been lucky so far." Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is adorable.

I think with EU law older men need them fitted In there underpants