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hi everybody thank you for all you replies i really do appreciate the help I have now printed off the membership form and will fill in and post tonight and payment has been made through Graham Booths paypal account looking forward to meeting new friends at your meetings thanks again Chris and Max (Foxy Fisher 111 ) Cheers Chris

You will upset a lot of Welsh anglers having a lost leek

A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man. The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was allowed on the plane. The second man explained that he was an agent from the Drug Enforcement Agency and that the dog was a 'sniffing dog'. 'His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work.' The plane took off, and once it has levelled out, the agent said, 'Watch this.' He told Sniffer to 'search'. Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds. Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the agent's arm. The agent said, 'Good boy', and he turned to the man and said, 'That woman is in possession of marijuana, I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land. 'Gee, that's pretty good,' replied the first man. Once again, the agent sent Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to its seat, and this time he placed two paws on the agent's arm. The agent said, 'That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the police.’ 'I like it!' said his seat mate. The agent then told Sniffer to 'search' again. Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to crap on the seat. The first man was really disgusted by this behavior and couldn't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like that. So he asked the agent, 'What's going on?' The agent nervously replied, 'He's just found a bomb.'

It's a shame what money will do Ha ha

Martin is known as the referer at cobbs he has silver plated cleates and they will turn into gold with 4 more people well done Martin Ha ha

At my age it's more kilt than thrust

i better not use my bow thruster in cobbs

Well done Jim you have great control of your joystick and look so happy doing it

Good luck Graham

hi Allan not sure if a splice go through my windlass so i best leave it sorry graham

Hi Allan Can I have the 450 rope Graham

I felt Ah Soled by late Sunday afternoon thanks

Had a great night 1 of the sole was about a foot or more long graham

Well because of work and all the other dull bits I will try and get out on Saturday night hope that the weather holds and spend the whole night having a go Graham

Thanks very much thinking about sat night so I may give it a go graham

I am toying with the idea of having a go for the sole Friday night has anyone heard or had any luck on them this year or am i too early any feed back would be great graham

I have a holiday caravan at Burton Bradstock so not far for me when I am down there will give it a go graham

Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for “Medicare Plan G”. The plan gives anyone 65 or older a gun (Plan G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered! As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now! And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes! Is this a great country or what? Now that I've solved your senior financial plan, enjoy the rest of your week!

Dear Dorothy, My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It's so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job 14 years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, play golf, cruise around and shoot ball with his buddies and has sex with hookers, while I work so hard to pay our bills. Since our daughter went away to college and then got married; he doesn't even pretend to like me, and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do? Signed: Confused Dear Confused: Grow up and dump him. You don't need him any more! Good grief woman, you're running for President of the United States!

My mate knows someone who has two tickets for the Euro 2016 final but he didn't realise it's the same day as his wedding so he can't go. If your interested and wanted to go instead of him, here's the details: It's at the St. Andrews church in Brighton and her name is Sarah.

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis only to find a British soldier selling regimental ties. The Taliban asked, “Do you have water?" The soldier replied, “There is no water, the well is dry. Would you like to buy a tie instead? They are only £5." The Taliban shouted, “You idiot infidel! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first! “OK,” said the soldier, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that, and that I am a much better human being than you. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find our Sergeant's Mess. It has all the ice cold water you need. Inshallah." Cursing him, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back, collapsed with dehydration & rasped ... “They won’t let me in without a f-------g tie!”

THE HISTORY OF THE CONDOM This pearl of history may have escaped you. Although I've always been a student of history, I didn't know this. In 1272, the Arabic Muslims invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine. In 1873, the British refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first!

Yes but i can show mine without the police coming