DommyBoy

Cheers Mike, It all works fine and is sitting nicely in my garage ready to be filled with macky and squid and grub from Iceland for my crimbo party. Was good to put a face to a name and as i said feel free to crew anytime. Once again thank you, Dom

Theyre in your top draw along with your 50+ Mags (he told me that this month is th Christmas special) Sorry Bro'

Yeah please mate if its still available. Ill PM you. Dom

Hey Gatesy (you know what i mean) hows things mate? Hope alls well and feel free to join Danny and Me on our boat anytime. Dom

I shouldnt laugh at him really but every time i think about it i pi$$ myself just cos it was him. I remember recieving the text..... "Bruv, ive just been mugged by a skanky,scab ridden hooker" Was concerned at first but when i called him up and he said he was OK i couldnt help myself and burst into laughter! Sorry bruv its just the type of women you attract!

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained "Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get that dam' jar open

Yeah i might buy Dan one for crimbo aswell......i think he needs one with his noddy rigs and knots!

Agree with Adam, The Skeetex are an awsome boot, when i used to work in Loni's AC these boots sold like bloody hot cakes and no-one ever had a bad word to say about them. My mate Steve swears by them and on the few occasions he's lent them to me they are a god send. Dom

Mate, cant believe that its so close to us. Any ideas who it is? Call me later with the goss! Dom

It must be his age....osteoperosis must be kicking in already! To be fair to him it was a hideous tackle , 2 footed from behind ! Hes out until atleast xmas or maybe all season....depends if he looks after it this time as last time he came back too early! Hope it gets better bro! Dom

Definately bad luck......me and Dan aka Gnasher changed the name of a boat once, never again. It was a 23' cruising boat and when we got her it was immaculate. Once the name change took place everything went wrong. It broke free of its mooring in a storm in mudeford and hit rocks, the engine packed up, the starter motor went, the prop got battered on the sand bar, the trim tabs stopped working, then wehen all this got fixed, we put her on ebay and all was running fine when as soon as someone came to look at her the bloody thing didnt work-again-but they still brought it anyway...... We will never change a boats name again! Dom

Bruv, Lager Bubbles was the title of his post on the forum not his forum name....his forum name is 'Feastinos'. Ian....i do work really hard between 9 and 5-honest, P45 time me thinks! Welcome matey to the club and enjoy the info and banter that everyone gives, but first and foremost-----be aware of the big gay bear ! Dom

Nice one Ian, That will be used in my next team meeting as the ice breaker! good to see you onboard mate! Dom

Lookin for a trip out next saturday with a mate from work but unsure really whats about. The catch reports have been a bit thin on the ground but wondered where and what to try for. I know the bass are slowly thinning out now and the tope have all but gone, so is it worth targetting the rays or are there any daytime conger, large whiting etc about. Would like my mate to catch a few fish (anything bigger than a doggy) and he may become a member aswell so all the help the better Im launching from mudeford! Dommy

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hour’s everyday and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night. He returned around 2:30am, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. "Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. Then she looked at him and said: "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired!"

sorry fellas, poor taste and sorry if it offeneded any1.

Paul Mcartney was asked if he would ever go down on 1 knee again....... .......he replied, "if you dont mind i still refer to her as Heather"

Happy birthday bruv (Gnasher), Hope you have a crackin day and an even better night...... Look forward to haulin monday. Dom

Crackin result mate, just wish i could have been out there aswell but instead was having my car towed home as its finally died on me! Oh well ill have to wait until monday now. If you ever need crew James let me know and id really like to join you sometime! Dom

Also another place worth a go would be off the end of the Hengistbury Head groin, plenty of everything and worth a bit of float fishing aswell, bass, gars, wrasse, macky, pollock, and plenty of others. Can get a bit weedy at times but a great place to go.

Well if you dont mind a 45 minute drive and a 20 minute+ walk then take a trip to Hurst castle just up the way from Milford-on-sea/Keyhaven. This is a wicked place to plug for bass. Dom

Lets just hope that the weather holds out as its suppose to be quite good. Hopefully for the first time in god knows how long the wind will stay away! If we cant get out after the blondes we'll drift for bass. Dom

Would have loved to gone out with you mate but as the wedding is the following day and a few last minute preperations need doing i reckon that the missus would kill me so maybe next week would be good to get out and join you. Dom

Cheers fellas .........Mike we have a post woman....could be interesting !!!! Should be a good day and lookin forward to a bit of big game fishing on honeymoon in Egypt. Dom