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alun j.

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  1. A blonde wanted to try out ice fishing. She went out and purchased all the gear she would need and headed to a local spot to try to catch some fish. She went out onto the ice with her gear and after getting comfy on the stool, she started to cut a circular hole in the ice as she had seen on the internet. As she was cutting, she heard a voice from the heavens speak out, saying, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." The blonde was startled. She stood up and looked around but saw no one. Cautiously, she moved a little further out onto the ice and set up in a different spot. She sipped some hot chocolate from her thermos and then started cutting another hole. Again, the voice called out, seemingly from all around her. "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE" Now feeling quite scared and starting to get a bit frustrated, she moved all the way to the far end of the ice and laid out all her gear, sat upon her stool and started cutting another hole. Right away, the heavenly voice boomed out, this time louder than ever, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!". She jumped off her stool and looked all around her. She shouted to the heavens, "IS THAT YOU, LORD?" The voice answered, "NO. THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE SKATING RINK. THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
  2. Adam, Rob and Alun on JV....on Saturday.
  3. Steve....Is that a blonde ??....spots to the edges?
  4. smart meters only really benefit the energy providers.....for billing procedure.
  5. Go into Salterns. I think they demo / sell them there....there were a couple at the end of the car park and use the little ramp onto the beach.
  6. Thanks,,,a good evening was had. The weathertried to do a spoiler...but I'd done the BBQ before that drop of rain came and drove us indoors. Just a slight muzzy head this morning...quickly fixed with a tea.
  7. This is too late to help those above......but....don't bother gutting bass or bream ...just keep them as cold as possible. Even after a few days in the fridge they are in good condition [ and improved flavour ] Fillet straight off the whole fish as you want them.... I scale the bass but the bream I skin and off comes the scales with the skin. Saves a lot of mess on the boat ...and the eating is better.
  8. So….who’s going?
  9. Tigerfish is not going to be fixed in time for this trip….so unless anyone can offer us a space, we’ll have to pull out. Alun.
  10. Charlie....when you talk with Mel, can you ask her about the two beds for me and Graham.? Alun.
  11. Forecasts for the period starting to show ...and it's looking pretty unsettleed...which also means it can change a lot !!
  12. https://easytide.admiralty.co.uk/
  13. Done.
  14. Waiting for authenication email to come through...it's not a fast response !!
  15. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-guernsey-58024475
  16. "I made a FBM mould and now pour my own".... How does that work ?? What do you pour?
  17. Agree about the FBM lures....but you get through loads of bodies as those toothy wrasse tear them to pieces [very quickly].
  18. Grotty weather all weekend...I'll try and pop out tomorrow. Alun.
  19. Lots of mid week tides to choose from ...to match good weather.
  20. Just had a look at the tides and dates...... Nearly all the smaller tides through the summer are mid week. The weekend of July 3 / 4 is smallish...and again on 31st / 1st Aug.
  21. Forecasts keep changing
  22. weather not looking good....even this far out....it's unsettled all next week....and beyond!
  23. alun j.

    Bream

    Jim....Why don't you take Tiddler out and give it a run ??
  24. Male / female !!
  25. Do you want to check the maths again ?? 0.98 lbs cannot be 15.68 oz !! 2 grms is less than 1/14 th of an oz... just over 28 grms in an ounce I would make 15 . 98 lbs as 15 lbs 15. 94 oz or 16 lbs
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