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Maverick Martin

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    Water

    A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, 'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today..' The bartender says, 'well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me..'as the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, 'I would like to buy you a drink, too.' The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.' 'Coming up,' says the bartender As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, 'I would like to buy you one, too.' The old woman says, 'thank you, bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.' 'Coming right up,' the bartender says. As he gives her the drink, he says, 'Ma'm, I'm dying of curiosity. why the Scotch with only two drops of water?' The old woman replies, 'Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor.. Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.'
  2. I hope to fish the comp on Sunday and weather permitting will need crew Any takers...phone email pm or post here Martin
  3. Agree with Neal. We fished dancing ledge last week end and had one on bream gear also had a garfish (which reminds me I haven't registered that) so my guess would be it is worth a go with feathers Martin
  4. No snide remarks from me this time Happy Birthday old fella Martin
  5. Charlie that's very small could use it if you like but bigger would be better Martin Edit: found the original file and all on the front page now
  6. wish I knew how to get a Club record fish on there Charlie Send me the link where the picture is stored Martin
  7. thats my plan! Greg you're not allowed a plan remember!
  8. Above picture now on our Home page Martin
  9. Hummm with those reports I might go slightly further west Martin
  10. Going to try for Bream to the west on Sunday. If anyone's out give a shout especially if you catch some Martin
  11. What a stonkin Bass well done on a good days fishing Martin
  12. Looking good have fun boys Martin
  13. I am copying this up here at the request of a club friendly charter skipper
  14. Congratulations and what is Dis Dam Boat going to be called Martin
  15. Happy birthday Derek hope it was fun, oh forgot as we get older we don't have fun we have enjoyable days as I'm fast learning Martin
  16. Is he anything other than He's sorta missed from these pages, I for one loved his tales and antics Martin
  17. Happy Birthday Adam and Fred Have a goodun Martin
  18. I'm so pleased for you, it will get even better as you progress through the learning curve so long as you are prepared to listen and learn. You're in the right place to gain that expertise and you have made a blinding start Well Done Martin
  19. Happy Birthday Tony...see you shortly for a swift 1/2 a barrel Martin
  20. Good news Dave, only one boat to clean and maintain now Martin
  21. Excellent report as ever, well done on making the most of the weather Martin
  22. Really pleased for you Trev I know what you have been through, read the script and got the Tshirt All's well that ends well and long may it last Martin
  23. Nigel Ive been looking at the Starfisher 840 and really like them. I think the one with a Yanmar 315 might be good for 30Knots on a good day but as Adam said it's not very often you would be able or afford to. Cruising at around 18-22knots suits me and many others fine. Other beast could be Rodman 870 or rodman 900 series (my preferred option) Oh and Thanks Adam for the plug Martin
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