Brian

One time I got sick and landed in hospital. There was this one nurse that just drove me crazy. Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, “And how are we doing this morning?” Or “Are we ready for a bath?” or “Are we hungry?” I had had enough of this particular nurse. One day at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray and put it in my bedside stand. Later I was given a urine sample bottle to fill for testing. So you know where the juice went! The nurse came in a while later, picked up the urine sample bottle, looked at it and said, “My, my, it seems we are a little cloudy today.” At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and gulped it down, saying, “Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time!” The nurse fainted... I just smiled. DON'T MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE!

Trailer SOLD

1) Court Jester - Neal plus Crew TBA 2) Kingfisher - Chris, Dogfish Dave, Briztol Stu. 3) AWOL - Martin, Dean, Rich 4) Frisky - Mike, Carol 5) MegaByte - Brian, Thomas Boyle 6) Imagine - Paul and Alun 7) Dog House - Andy Fail, crew TBA

1) Court Jester - Neal plus Crew TBA 2) Kingfisher - Chris, Dogfish Dave, Briztol Stu. 3) AWOL - Martin, Dean, Rich 4) Frisky - Mike, Carol 5) MegaByte - Brian, Thomas Boyle

Hi Rob I had the ladder with me last night, but you left without it.

I certainly had more free time when I worked!!!!!!!!!!!! Rob I'm about to go out so haven't had chance to measure it. The easiest solution would be for me to bring it tonight and you take it and see if it'll fit. Cheers Brian

Hi Rob If I get time tomorrow I'll measure it. I'm out shooting all day, then rushing back for the meeting. Sent from my GT-I9305 using Tapatalk 2

I've got a boarding ladder for sale, the plastic tread is missing on one rung. £35.

Tried the boat out today, went as far as Branksome Chine, everything good. It's great to be back on the water. Come on fish.

Paul D runs an ETEC. Jim (aka Tiddler) did on his previous boat. My understanding is that they are very good. Sent from my GT-I9305 using Tapatalk 2

Glad you had a good turn out. Sent from my GT-I9305 using Tapatalk 2

Boat ready for water, cover still to be fitted (told it'll be done tomorrow).

I had an Off-1-2-Both switch on my previous boat. I used to start on battery 1, run on both, sit at anchor on battery 2. The next trip I'd start on Battery 2 and sit at anchor on battery 1.

Small lengths of plastic tube.

They do Marine Leisure

I run two batteries, one for starting the other runs my lights, radio, gps etc. They are in battery boxes and I use a VSR (Voltage Sensitive Relay) to charge the second one. Voltage Sensitive Relay I'll shortly be fitting one of these Battery Switch It switches both batteries independently, but will combine if needed.

Just came across this on WSF, I've installed it and it appears to be good. Tidal Chronoscope

This will solve all 100 defects.

And me. Sent from my GT-I9305 using Tapatalk 2

I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind. After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Jim woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when he realised he had made it home safely. Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on Friday this year". Mick said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th then." My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 15 hours to hoover the house. Turns out she was a Slovak. I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit. After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy. Nothing. Two women called at my door and asked what bread I ate, when I said white, they gave me a lecture on the benefits of brown bread for 30 minutes. I think they were those Hovis Witnesses. A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. A rchaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche... Just A Reminder to those who stole Electrical Goods in Last Year's Riots....Your One Year Manufacturer's Warranty Runs Out Soon. ITS A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY" And with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel!!! Two Indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. Both in hospital...one's in a korma.. The other's got a dodgy tikka! A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?' Granny replies, f@@k the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?! A woman standing nude in front of a mirror says to her husband: 'I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly, pay me a compliment.' He replies, 'Your eyesight is perfect.' Wife gets naked and asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?' Hubby looks her up and down and replies, 'Your sense of humour! An elderly couple is attending Mass. About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?' He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'

Or maybe this would be more popular!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is this the answer?

As I now dry store my boat, I don't need my trailer, so it's for sale Make = SBS Model = ELR2-1300 Gross = 1300kg Payload = 950kg ULW = 310kg Bought new in Aug 2009 as part of a Warrior 165 package. Good condition, with spare wheel, hub flushing kit, hitch lock, trailer board and wheel clamp. New price inc VAT = £1,997. Make me a sensible offer.

David Cameron says Britain is prepared for nuclear attack by North Korea. We weren't even prepared for snow in winter. Sent from my GT-I9305 using Tapatalk 2

I bet you looked for N° 5