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Charlie that story was better than the joke Brilliant!! Mad Mike

For you guys with 4 strokes it might be worth checking this site out........ http://www.knfilterchargers.com/search/cross_reference.aspx Mad Mike

If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that Mad Mike

Mike get's it wrong again by saying........ just outside Kissame there is a Sports superstore that has everything fishing and shooting. Carol has just reminded me the big sports goods hypermarket that I bought a load of gear in was at Sarasota. Whoooops Sorry And Paul is right about Spider braid, it's tuppence a to over there. Mad Mike PS any of you beggers want to know what 'tuppence' is they can meet me in the dark corner after Bobs Karen has given me an earfull.

Well, as is well known that Bob don't know his arse from his elbow, so he has probably given the poor girl the wrong directions to find her knees. Hence the exploration to find them. Obvious innit! Mad Mike

As the USA has a bigger customer pool (it's that pool again ) they are in a far more competative market. So the answer is YES!!! All tackle is considerably less expensive. Look for line. lures. reels and superb graphite rods at a considerable reduction on UK prices. Besides Walmart Sporting Goods section just outside Kissame there is a Sports superstore that has everything fishing and shooting. Check out the Yellow pages telephone book for the address. As for bringing a rod or two back, what I do is go to a builders merchants and buy a length of rainwater pipe and some duct tape. Stick the rods in the pipe with some newspaper padding and duct tape the ends. Mad Mike

If she don't know where her knees is by now, a bloomin' opreation wont help her find them! Any road up it must come from you 'cos most folk say you don't know yer arse form yer elbow

Quote.....I have to get up at 5am on Thursday to take Karen into hospital for an operation. I do hope it's nothing too bad and that everything goes well Mad Mike

As it happens the forcast for Wed' is bettr too. Mad Mike

16 hands Mad Mike

Yes please Paul. that weekend is OK with me. Mad Mike

I would like to claim the club record for a seahorse. Photo as proof attatched. Mad Mike

And I thought it was Red Bull or thoses ladies things only had wings Coddy Oh bugger! You mean I shouldn't have fitted those white do-dads I found in the bathroom. Mad mike

Us old Florida hands try to act cool by talking about The Mouse as the Floridians refer to the whole Disney thing, Far far better for dads is to con the family into a trip to Daytona beach. Talk about babe central. Naturaly you will be telling the family that you are inspecting the beach and it's environs as a suitable venue for a bit of beach casting. But OH Boy the babes. Mind you it's also a good idea to keep an eye on the wife......... Daytona also has it's own Muscle Beach and there are some pretty fit dudes and more pecs than you could shake a stick at. Mad Mike

Trouble is, is that A lot of English people see the rape of our seas by forign trawlers as dispicable. but, when you ask them to do something posative themselves they 'Don't want to get involved'. Yet if say the French farmers want to kick up a fuss half of bloody France turns up to block the ports. Which makes me wonder if we would have the nerve to block the Haven to make a point. I am not sugesting we do, just speculating if we would?? Mad Mike

Just plain fat or fat and short? Short is a relative term, any way I find tall people look down on me. Mad Mike

See, I said they worked If the ones you tried first came off a big engine they probably would have created too much lift and caused the problem you first experianced. 15kts eh! I'm glad your getting near that 22kt claim Orkney make. Don't alter the trim what you need is a fat bugger sitting up front. Know anybody that might do? Mad Mike

May-mi is geting quite expensive on the charter scene. I would sugest that you go futher up the coast to get a cheaper charter and the best deal is to offer to make up the numbers on a low occupancy charter. By the way going north from Miami you will find Vero Beach is about as far as you want to do in one hit up from the airport and it leaves a reasonable drive up to the mouse on the following day. ANother tip is to advance book an 'A' or 'B' class car to hire and then have a haggle for an upgrade once at the hire depot in Miami. We got a bleeding great Buick for a few $ more. Mad Mike

Dunno? Sorry sir. Mad Mike

Tope ? What tope? I've always wanted to say this........"You've just made an old man very happy" Mad Mike

It is NOT a thingy! Thingies are bigger for a start and hard too. Soft or semi soft rubbery thingies are called whatsits and if very small but extremely usefull then they are dodads. Please straighten up and fly right Mad Mike Ooo Er! Very profeshniall........... Mad Mike

I agree with Coddy about Cracker Barrel but Ponderosa does not come up to Dernny's standard for pancakes. For sheer value though you can't beat those all you can eat for $7 chinese buffet retaurants. Wow talk about eat your self silly And for the best Ice cream, well that's at the very first ice cream bar on the left as you walk into SeaWorld. And for entertainment........ Go sit at the bar in a TGI Friday and watch the GEORGEOUS bar maids work the clients. Real live Cyotee Ugly right in front of you. Ahhh Memories Mad Mike

It is NOT a thingy! Thingies are bigger for a start and hard too. Soft or semi soft rubbery thingies are called whatsits and if very small but extremely usefull then they are dodads. Please straighten up and fly right Mad Mike

Have a giant breakfast at Denny's for me will you? OJ, bacon strips, light scrabled eggs, a stack with plenty of butter and maple syrup, and the bottomless coffee cup .Ahhhhhhhhhhh