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Happy Birthday Andy. I don't think we've met yet. Have a good un. Jim

Very interesting reading.

Try this lot then ! ! ! The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death. Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador ." "Don't do that" says Mick "Have you seen how many of their owners go blind?" I've just had a letter back from Screwfix. They said they regretted to inform me that they're not actually a dating agency. My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet. What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One's a superhero and the other is an instruction. I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated, but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said you're obviously not listening. I was in the pub with my wife last night and I said "I love you." She said "Is that you or the beer talking?" I replied "It's me talking to the beer." My wife has been missing for a week now. The Police said I should prepare for the worst. So I have been down to the charity shop to get all her clothes back. Hi mate I don't want you to panic but I'm texting you from the casualty department. Turns out the new Dyson Ball cleaner isn't exactly what I thought it was. Jim

A very Happy Birthday Stuart. Jim

I was wondering what you were up to Adam. You've been quiet for a while now ! Jim

Was in there today. Great bunch of blokes. Tony and Steve O'Callaghan. 01202 695480 01202 697469 Robton Engineering www.robton.co.uk/ Robton Engineering is a well-established contract precision engineering company based in a prime location on the South coast of England. We have more than ... 28 Balena Close Poole, Dorset BH17 7EB 01202 695 480 Jim

" Alass poor Robbo " Should have gone to SPECSAVERS Jim

Hi Dom, I would have come to you this year but due to family stuff, I only had time to let my previous cover continue. I WILL give you a go next year. Good luck. Jim

Hi Gary, If it's only the welding that's failed, could you get it re - welded and galvanised ? Jim.

Welcome to our Club David. Jim

I know where you can get some Plant Pots Dave ! ! ! Jim

Bloody Marvelous ! ! ! !

Happy Birthday Paul. Jim

If you grind 2mm off the front, you'll probably end up with hollow screws. You may need to take 1mm off each end. Then you'll be left with shallow hex holes ( easy to round ) Can you indent the rail ? Make sure you use loctite, or you'll need some more screws. Jim

Happy Birthday Mick. Jim

Happy Birthday Nigel. Jim

Very good report Lofty. Did you get " Lucky " to join a club ( Ours or another ) to learn some safety tips ? Although looking at his job, he'd be better off getting Life Cover and leaving it all to Me Jim

My sister-in law Works for a University. She had an instruction come up on her screen saying her ' Inbox ' was full and she needed to delete some to make space. When she tried to do this, another box appeared saying she would need to re-enter her windows log-on code to be able to perform the task. As everything looked convincingly good, She did ! Then all hell broke loose on her computer. Beware ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Not for the foreseeable Nige . Jim

Saw footage of Monday on the Telly this morning. No crowds. I think I'll book a day off work and go mid-week next year. Jim

Yeah and the Pork and Stuffing Baguettes

Keep your eyes on the clouds, and as the rain approaches - - - - Nip in to see Dom ( Hic.. . . . . .)

It will if you chuck a few beers on top !

We were there yesterday too. Good show as always ( In between the heavy showers )