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31 ? Old age seems to run in your family ! Look at your Pappy ! ! ! Have a great day Dean. Jim PS you need to upload a new photo. Yours shows a young lad ! !

Yes Stuart, Even Jacqui said " what a lovely day to be out on the boat " Well done on getting out and well done to Cabin Boy. I'm gonna save my brownie points for the warmer, more productive period. Only about 1

F***ing B****rds ! Never mind. A nice swim with some Dolphins, or a bit of community service will teach them that hard working people just won't stand for this sort of thing ! ! ! ! ! Jim

Another one joins the Dole Queue ! I hope not - - - - -we can all drop a bo**ock every now and then. Jim

Happy Birthday Mark. Jim

Ben: Don't tell anyone you can drink as much as you want without any effect. The Bar Stewards might " Sabotage "you. Jim

Glad you're back Ben. Hope it's sorted now. Jim

Don't Eat Meeeeeee Jim

How RELIANT of you Rob

You need Haskins rather than Cobbs!! Quote Niggle: QUOTE (Small Fry @ March 05, 2012 09:01 pm) Maybe they'll Be happy to charge a fair price for a local lad to launch his warrior a few times per year instead of trying to discourage us. Jim Jim don't you get a discount through Pot Plant Weekly magazine Bloody Comedians

I was at St. Michael's Mount in Cornwall a few years ago and saw a family of Starlings with a bright red stripe on the front of their heads. I had never seen anything like it before. I asked a few questions when I came back and was told it was pollen. They feed from a certain type of flower for a very short period each year, and the pollen dyes their feathers. Anyone know if that's correct ? ? ? It was quite spectacular. Jim

Usually Bosses ! ! !

Maybe they'll Be happy to charge a fair price for a local lad to launch his warrior a few times per year instead of trying to discourage us. Jim

Had this Today. "Cloud computing"? - Sounds like a cirrus business. A cartoonist was found dead in his home. - But the details are sketchy. A man was addicted to brake fluid. - He said that he could stop anytime. A very old man died whilst out jogging. - He had had a good run. Gadget to get spice from the future. - A Thyme machine. He worked at an orange juice factory. - Until he got canned and couldn't concentrate. How did I get out of Iraq? - Iran. I am reading a book about anti-gravity. - It is impossible to put down. I stayed up all night, wondering where the sun gad gone. - Then it dawned on me. Never marry a tennis player. - Love means nothing to them. Phone sex is dangerous. - You might get hearing aids. The Decorator painted my wall for free. - He said it was on the house. They said that his I-Pod was like the Titanic. - It was syncing. To make Holy Water. - Boil the hell out of it. Velcro. - What a rip off. Venison for dinner. - Oh deer! What makes a good gossip. - A good sense of rumour. Why couldn't the Butcher reach the meat? - The steaks were too high. You can get dead batteries. - Free of charge.

Do they make them suitable for plant pots ?

Quote DiverDave : We need to be proactive not reactive, no one has the human right to steal ! Are you Sure ? ? ? ? I sometimes wonder. Jim

Potatoes Dave ! - - - - - -Potatoes ! Jim

Caution. There

I DO attempt Rob, But not often enough. Looking forward to the warmer weather. ( Us oldies feel the cold y'know ) Jim

Jims mates are always out fishing when he's not There is much wisdom in your words Nige. Charlie: Perhaps you're right. Jim

then you WOULD get sued lofty! I would get great satisfaction from being sued by someone with no fingers :-) Yep ! And they couldn't stick them up at you. Jim

NOW you're talking Charlie. Jim

I wonder how much he wants for it. Although, Sitting around in the sunshine, bobbing around on the water and even getting time to dangle a rod or two must be a horrible way to spend your days. Jim

True for Everything. You HAVE to Put In before you can take out. Far too many people want to Take Out without Putting In ! ! ! Jim

Happy Birthday Toby. Jim