Jim

Happy Birthday Neal. Nearly as old as Martin Jim

Well done Mark. Far easier to nip down and launch a Kayak. And you can go to those " hard to reach " areas. I've been told to get out and catch some fish. So looking forward to the 20th for the flattie comp. Jim

Birthday Greetings Rob. Still a youngster eh ? Jim

Yes Paul, Reminds me of an ex, back in Coventry. I said I wanted to go to Warwick and fish the river. She thought it would be a good idea for her and her young son to come. We could pick up my kids, and make a day of it. She made sandwiches and off we went. She wanted me to turn around and face HER ! I said she could lay the rug at the side of me and lay out the sandwiches there while I carried on fishing ( quite reasonable I think ) No ! She emptied a pint of magots on my head and ran off ! ! ! I scooped up as many magots as I could and carried on fishing. I think that argument lasted about 3 1/2 weeks. Eeeee Girlies !

Jacquie emailed me that picture at work. I think it was a warning - - - I'm always having to fight the women off ! !

Reminds me of the old " Carry On " line . Peace on you !

You lot are a lot braver than me. Christmas Day we are cooking Dinner for the family. Boxing Day we'll be at the Mother in Law's, admiring the decorations on her Broom.

Happy Birthday John.

I started typing a few things and chickened out ! I'm on my third bottle of beer and thought better of it . See ya Thursday Rob. Jim

That's one of those " Round Tuit Jobs " But it is important. - - - I must do it.

Ha Ha ! It's my turn ! Quote Rob Francis " For those with trailers remember to spin the wheels and ensure the tyre is rotated so it doesn't get a flat spot! " Mine are only ever Flat at the Bottom Rob ! !

Sorry Dave . Cortinas were always crap ! But yep. We did love our old cars. Eeee it were ard in them days !

Yep I know what you mean. I used to have a Chevette. I called it KIT ! Nothing to do with Knight Rider. It was always in bits !

Happy Birthday Gents.

Back in the Days when Men were Men and Cars were Cars eh Brian ?

Brian's Tally: Senator Velox Wyvern Victor Belmont Cavalier Monterey Magnum Signum Viscount Carlton Vauxhall 10 Vauxhall 12 Vauxhall 14 Right: - Sen-at -a Vict-a Cav-a-lee-a So I make that 11. --------------------------------------------------------------- Terry Plaicemat: 5hp Roadster, Prince Henry, Prince Henry C, 30, Wyvern, Victor, Velox, VX4, Viscount, Magnum, Chevette, Cavalier, Royale, Carlton, Belmont, Maxx, VX220, Monaro, VX Lightning, Signum. Vict-a Cav-a-lee-a So I make that 17 I've never heard of most of them. ----------------------------------------------------------------- djredrupp - Dan. Albany, Belmont, Cadet, Calrton,Cavalier, chevette, envoy, epic, Magnum, Monaro, Monterey, Senator, Signum, Aero, Bullet, Six, SRV, Velox, Ventora, Viceroy, Victor, VX220, VX4, VXR8... Cav-a-lee-a Sen-at-a Ventora, ? ? Vict-a Is'nt Cadet an Opel? So I make that 19. Well Done Gents. As I have never heard of most of these, I'll have to assume you all know what you're talking about. Looks like the youngster has won. Well done Dan. I'll be happy to buy all three of you a pint of beer at the next meeting ( As it's Santa's Silly Season ) - - - if you're there. Did it help to break the boredom? Jim

Very good Dan. I've done a bit of Carp Fishing. It's more about relaxing in a folding chair than fishing. People say fish are stupid, but it's not true. Every time they get caught - they learn something. You did very well to get them beauties. The biggest I ever caught was about 9lbs from Arfleet Mill near Corfe Castle. Jim

O.K. Today's anti - boredom challenge. Think of as many ( and there are some ) cars made by Vauxhall which don't end in " a " or don't sound as though they end in " a ". Don't post on here. PM Me. I'll close it at 7:00 pm Today. I'll buy the winner a pint of beer at the next meeting. Off you go then !

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009 when... Females no longer " Powder their nose " They " Go to shake their lettuce " I prefer the old version.

That's rard enough to head - never mind mying to tremorise it !

Made me cry with Shame. I'm ashamed to be called the same species. If aliens came and did that to us, we would call them MONSTERS !

Probably got a Fast Food Outlet. - - - - Make it Snappy !

Don't get me started about " poor underprivileged kids who need a holiday swimming with dolphins - - - " CUT THEIR BLOODY FINGERS OFF ! ! ! Rant over ! Jim

Not good Gary. Hope it eases soon. Jim