Jim

Very good Dan. I've done a bit of Carp Fishing. It's more about relaxing in a folding chair than fishing. People say fish are stupid, but it's not true. Every time they get caught - they learn something. You did very well to get them beauties. The biggest I ever caught was about 9lbs from Arfleet Mill near Corfe Castle. Jim

O.K. Today's anti - boredom challenge. Think of as many ( and there are some ) cars made by Vauxhall which don't end in " a " or don't sound as though they end in " a ". Don't post on here. PM Me. I'll close it at 7:00 pm Today. I'll buy the winner a pint of beer at the next meeting. Off you go then !

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009 when... Females no longer " Powder their nose " They " Go to shake their lettuce " I prefer the old version.

That's rard enough to head - never mind mying to tremorise it !

Made me cry with Shame. I'm ashamed to be called the same species. If aliens came and did that to us, we would call them MONSTERS !

Probably got a Fast Food Outlet. - - - - Make it Snappy !

Don't get me started about " poor underprivileged kids who need a holiday swimming with dolphins - - - " CUT THEIR BLOODY FINGERS OFF ! ! ! Rant over ! Jim

Not good Gary. Hope it eases soon. Jim

We fished the Flounder Comp on Wight Magic. We stayed in Holes Bay due to the deeper draught of the Arvor. The fishing seemed to be very slow everywhere. I had one Titchy Bass followed by a great big one about 9 inches long. and a Flounder just under a pound. Dave's mate Lee went nearly all day without a fish and just caught the one flounder. Dave had a Monster Bass at about 12 inches Dave's other mate Paul, Caught a 2lb 15oz Flounder and a Sizeable Bass. ( which I kept ) He got first prize of

Happy Birthday Gary. 42 eh ? You're just a youngster ! Have a "Good Un " Jim

Does anyone know of any Jobs available ? My Brother is looking for work. He has done lots of jobs over the years, including Building, Damp proofing, Sales, Estate Agent etc. etc. He is a very hard worker. And has very good communication and organisational skills. I know it's nothing to do with fishing, but if you don't ask.- - - - - - - Jim

Now There's a challenge. I wonder how good they would be ? ? ? ? ?

Dave says Poole Sea Angling reckon it's ON ! We'll be out on Wight Magic. ( No washing up for Me tonight then ) Jim

I couldn't watch it at work. Youtube is sonic walled ( off limits ) Just watched it now. Superb Tom, Very well done ! If I had a webcam, you'd see my green face. Jim

Hello Steve, I have to take my hat off to you Kayaking guys. I was impressed by the Demo at this month's meeting. It's all very impressive. Welcome to the club. Jim

Welcome to MY world Brian. I nearly always blank. I'm convinced it's feromones or something. - - - - ( It's probably the taste of washing up liquid on my hands )

Now WHY didn't I think of that. Silly Me !

Big thanks Gary on both counts. Jim

Thanks Gary. I have no Idea when they're coming yet, I was just trying to plan ahead. ( Girlies reckon we can't do that - But we CAN ! ) What's with the holders ? Do you want your sample back ? Jim

I hope to have my Grandkids down in the not too distant future. I need some safety gear if I'm taking them out on Small Fry. Life Jackets to suit 9 / 10 year old Boy and 7 / 8 year old Girl. Does anyone have some at a reasonable price that are no longer needed ? Jim

Sorry Andy ! Both Rod and Reel will need a bit of TLC and if it was up to me, I would give them to Steve or yourself. But my Brother is claiming Treasure Trove and if the owner does not claim them, he wants them back Jim

Ditto Gentlemen ! Very good. I'm still not buying one though. ( Too old now ) I like the comforts of my Warrior ( and the Baguette Holders ) Jim

Yes WTF ? Wot are they Charlie. And tell Rob to shut up, before he comes up with some Alien Bull*hit.

Shrunk it too much. Try this.

Very Very Good Tom. I had no Idea where Cape Verde was, so I Google Earthed it ! Then I noticed this - - - Left of the Canaries. Is someone at Google Earth taking the P ? ? ?