Jim

Is there a good place Matt? My mate was on a sailing dinghy that went under the chain ferry a few years back. Don't drift towards it. So as all above have said . . . . . . . . use caution.

A very happy Birthday Dave & Charlie. Whatever you're doing I hope it's enjoyable. And of course I hope Beer & Cake are included.

Happy Birthday John.

At least you got out Stuie. Well done sir. Jim

VERY tasty !

As much as I'd love to go fishing I'm proud of myself for sticking with the DIY and NOT skiving off. Not easy when the sun's shining though.

Thanks for the offer Chris. I'm desperately trying to lose some weight though so I'll have to refrain.

Happy Birthday Chris. Don't have too many Doombars

Happy Birthday Kam Hope you've had a good one. Jim

Ooooo yeah ! Silly old Sausage ! ! If I had some dosh I'd retire today ! Maybe I should buy a lottery ticket. They're a waste of time too. More chance of getting a pay rise than winning on them and not had a pay rise for years. Oh yesssssssss . . . . . . I'm just lucky to have a job. More work ? Gawd bless ya Guv'nor you're a real gent and no mistake ! That sort of thing.

It's Old Codger slavery now Neil. Did you know it's all MY fault for living too long ! Not the sponging devils that never have, and never will work.

Oh Neil ! That made me Laugh.

Not allowed to ask them to help around the house. It's against their human rights !

Talking to a Spanish guy at work: He says he always takes a couple of stink bombs to concerts and shows. If the mobile phones keep coming up he lets one go! He says it works very well

I managed to view it this morning Steve ? ? As far as I know . . .I'm not on the committee. Don't know who else can see it. Jim

Nice one Lofty

Cheers Mick. We got 2 people came down and took some seats next to us at half time. They said it was empty and there was no atmosphere upstairs. I broke wind and provided some atmosphere. They went and stood at the back so she could dance. She managed to kick his beer over too. I think maybe they'd had a couple of sherberts Yeah it was a good enough show and I did have a good birthday. I'm still struggling to get my head around being 65 though !

Superb ! I'm proud to be a part of this great club.

Thanks all for the Birthday wishes. DIY all day again except for an hour off to go to Aldi. My Brother came over & polished Tiddler for me. Went to the Lighthouse last night to watch a Mowtown show. Sat in bad seats and the music sounded awful. Spent most of the first half looking at mobile phone screens of the %$£$%&*&^ in front of me. Changed seats at ½ time and the sound was much better and far less mobile phones so good result there. Brother & Sister in law bought me 6 x 4 cans of assorted beer ( I'll find a use for them later ) Didn't get any cake though. Thanks again all for the B_Day wishes. Young Jim

Bu**er ! I ordered a smaller one when I realized what I'd done. I'm too late to cancel as it's been shipped. If you want to get rid and no one else wants it I'll take as a spare Terry cos that's just what i need. I expect someone else will want it though. Thanks. Jim

This is the one: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/New-Manual-Hand-Winch-600lbs-Boat-Trailer-Caravan-6m-19ft-Strap-Marine-Puller-FU/254169289928?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2057872.m2749.l2649 600lbs

Hello all, I hastily ordered this trailer winch in my lunch break. It's too big for my little Tiddler! I don't see the point in paying postage to send it back. I paid £24 If it's any use to anyone . . . . Make me an offer. Jim

Nice one Kam

Perry ? or James ?

Crazy boater.mp4 Very wise. We wouldn't want any of this going on !