Maverick Martin

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the local pharmacy, walked straight up to the pharmacist, looked him straight in his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide". The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my licence! And they'll throw both of us in jail! Absolutely not! You CANNOT have cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

After the wedding Veronica and I are having a few days away with friends so not available until end of the coming week, sorry and have fun

Sorry I am not around this weekend due to number 1 son getting married

Well done and what a great report Fred. As Charlie said, glad you're back If I were going to La Rochelle there is no else I would rather fish with, you'll do fine, it must be the Rodman in you

2lb 7oz for Me 2lb 9oz for Jim Davis

I'm in what a difference to Saturday

1) Court Jester - Neal plus crew TBA 2) Fisheagle - Allan, Dave L, Hooky. 3) Holy Mackerel - Yann and Pete (non member). 4) Madness - Dean and Martin room for 1 more any takers?

Well done Mal you will now have a boat capable of going to Alderney

Well done Fred I'm really looking forward to your reports especially the bit where you mutiny and take over skippering the boat

Thursday looks good Uuuum maybe

I subscribed a week or two ago so we will soon see what the new mag is like. Also the freebies you get when you subscribe seem to be worth having. I'll feedback when they arrive

Humm forecast seems stuck as it was yesterday, what to do to do? I think I will leave it until tomorrow morning to call yey or nay

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So to the Friday guys from Poole what time do you intend to leave?

Is that one of Jims designs

If we don't go because of the W word we will still blame you Terry as you wuz first

Fueled to the brim and water topped up but I am not mentioning the W word unlike some

Well done Fred on a well earn't result

ZZzzzz lazy bones

You already have

1 week away

Wow that is different, all the schoolies I have ever caught have been little bars of silver none of them ever had chicken pox

My brother says is blooming scorching at the moment, enjoy

Pete ask them to put the boat on the waiting pontoon the evening before