Maverick Martin

Uuum I claim the wine

It's mine

They were certainly in Poole harbour when I was 14/15 (1969/70) in large numbers. I had my best ever flounder session with my old fella in his Poole Canoe catching flounders using only slipper limpet we had caught in the harbour, only used this as we had run out of rag

The slipper limpet has been in poole since i was a lad (yes Jim that was ages ago) Go along sandbanks through to Hengistbury head after a good blow and you will see loads of them washed up on the beach. if they are a pest then probably a little late to do much about them down our way

No they are definitely not the same although the man heading up propellor solutions is the same guy that ran propellor revolutions. His name is Tom and I think you will find he has moved away from repairing propellers to supply of new propellers and Propeller Deflectors http://propellersolutions.co.uk/ he is though still worth a call. Another company worth a go are http://www.darglow.co.uk/index.html Brian used to work with Tom

Paul the heading you posted under is swap and shop so post/ask away

Recreational anglers account for 25% of mortality, Who did their sums?

At least you got out and fair play for trying

seconded

Well done Steve o a good effort, sounds like you're in for a good result in the Plaice chase

Only if you are a light weight, those that play up will be wrecks before they go home

If you really want to find a wreck come to the clubs presentation dinner dance evening I guarantee you will find several

Oh no, Pottery Pier another mcz where boats can't moor

As title hope you had a good day

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As Brian says not much chance of getting on the kyarra especially on or near slack water. Most other wrecks close inshore will hold some small fish but because they are close in and fished by many they may not hold any of size or in quantity.

Congrats on your new purchase Ben

You looking to change Trevor?

Looks good Adam. Is that hole where the lemonade bottle is going to be the wine rack?

Where you going to take it Ben

Happy Birthday Dan, don't let your dad get to tipsy

Happy birthday son. See you later for some loopy juice

Happy birthday Mark

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