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> > Allah & the 72 Virgins > > > > A suicide bomber died and went to > Paradise, as foretold. When he arrived there, he met Allah, and he said to Allah that he was ready to claim his virgins, as promised. Out > of curiosity he asked Allah why there were so many virgins in heaven. > > > Allah thought for a moment, then replied, "Actually, the 72 virgins are here in heaven because people like you murdered them > before they could experience the pleasure of sex. So you're here to service them. Since they're virgins, they're quite sexually ravenous; > and, frankly, you'll be on constant, exhausting duty. And I shall banish you from Paradise should you fail!" > > > The bomber responded, "Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?" > > > Allah replied, "Who told you that they were women? >

Awol - Martin & Dean Serenity - Tony & needs crew

Thanks Dave I'm looking for used / no longer needed chain not new at moment Tony

Very brave getting it in the boat, even more brave getting it out! Well done guys Tony

I am looking for another 10m - 15m of 8mm chain Happy to pay sensible price or barter Tony

They fitted and serviced a new Mercury outboard on my previous boat Always did a good job and seemed knowledgeable about the engines Paul is the best contact Tony

I bought a nice knife from Andy Robbins a couple of months ago for £12 It is still long and sharp and has not fallen over board yet Bargain Tony

EXPLANATION OF THE BANKING CRISIS TO CLIENTS Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey's died.' Paddy replied, 'Well then just give me my money back.' The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I've already spent it.' Paddy said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.' The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?' Paddy said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.' The farmer said, 'You can't raffle a dead donkey!' Paddy said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.' A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked, ' What happened with that dead donkey?' Paddy said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at £2 each and made a profit of £898' The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?' Paddy said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his £2 back.' Paddy now works for the Royal Bank of Scotland .

Dead spots? Is that when the boat is in the air and the prop out of the water!

Well done George Looking good in the Blazer Wishin you all the best for the comp! Tony

Good to hear from you Craig Hope the new year brings you better fortunes If you want to wet a line Serenity can always find space All the best Tony

1 Court Jester - Neal, Stuie and Ian Simpson 2. Albatross - Graham & John 3. Hilda Maud - Chris & Martin (non-member) 4. Gastronaught - Alun J & Rob 5. Lady jane - Andy & Dave ( non member 6. Libby - Mike & Martin 7 Reel Magic Dave crew tba 8. Awol - Martin & Dean 9. Serenity - Tony ,& Lorraine( im gonna catch me a Bass)

Happy Birthday Peter Tony

I thought you had solved the mystery there Rob tony

Brian have you got the link?

Have a good one Allan Tony

Beware solid rollers!!! I put some on my trailer and launched the boat on to the slipway the first time I used it because it came off so quick always keep it attached to the winch Tony

Happy Birthday Dan Enjoy!! Tony

Hi John Welcome to the club Use the forum and come to meetings There is a lot of knowledge in the club Go out with other people, share fuel costs and learn what they know Tony

made me chuckle!!!!

OK guys we booked the Harbour Master for tonight but he is not able to make the meeting Richard Dixon assistant harbour master will come to talk to us, please make sure that you have lots of questions for him about the harbour and potential developments Tony

Done

Do we have an after picture!!!

Yes well done Sam I left my comments on the other thread Tony

Well done Sam for organising the competition and the BBQ after the presentation It was a definite success Unfortunately I could not stay after the presentation for the food but it looked like there was loads Thanks to your family for hosting the event and in preparing the food Look forward to next year Tony