Coddy

It's hard to believe people like this exist. Some of them are determined not to be helped. They must have been born & raised in a deep mineshaft and only brought out for these shows! UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE Bamber Gascoigne: What was Ghandi's first name? Contestant: Goosey, Goosey? THE WEAKEST LINK Anne Robinson: In traffic, what "J" is where two roads meet? Contestant: Jool carriageway. Anne Robinson: Which Italian city is overlooked by Vesuvius? Contestant: Bombay. Anne Robinson: What insect is commonly found hovering above lakes? Contestant: Crocodiles. Anne Robinson: Wh...? Contestant (interrupting): Pass! Anne Robinson: In olden times, what were minstrels, travelling entertainers or chocolate salesmen? Contestant: Chocolate salesmen. Anne Robinson: The Bible, the New Testament. The Four Gospels were written by Matthew, Mark, Luke and...? Contestant: (long pause) Joe? Anne Robinson: Who was a famous Indian leader, whose name begins with G, revered by millions, who was assassinated and received a state funeral? Contestant: Geronimo! NATIONAL LOTTERY JET SET Eamonn Holmes: What's the name of the playwright commonly known by the initials G.B.S.? Contestant: William Shakespeare. CHRIS SEARLE SHOW, BBC BRISTOL Searle: In which European country is Mount Etna? Caller: Japan. Searle: I did say which European country, so in case you didn't hear that, I can let you try again. Caller: Er... Mexico? FAMILY FORTUNES 1) Something a blind man might use? - A Sword 2) A song with the word Moon in the title? - Blue Suede Moon 3) Name the capital of France? - F 4) Name a bird with a long Neck? - Naomi Campbell 5) Name an occupation where you might need a torch? - A burglar 6) Where is the Taj Mahal? - Opposite the Dental Hospital 7) What is Hitler's first name? - Heil 8) A famous Scotsman? - Jock 9) Some famous brothers? - Bonnie and Clyde. 10) A dangerous race? - The Arabs 11) Something that floats in a bath? - Water 12) An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers? - A horse 13) Something you wear on a beach? - A deckchair 14) A famous Royal? - Mail 15) Something that flies that doesn't have an engine? - A bicycle with wings 16) A famous bridge? - The Bridge Over Troubled Waters 17) Something a cat does? - Goes to the toilet 18) Something you do in the bathroom? - Decorate 19) A method of securing your home? - Put the kettle on 20) Something associated with pigs? - The Police 21) A sign of the Zodiac? - April 22) Something people might be allergic to? - Skiing 23) Something you do before you go to bed? - Sleep 24) Something you put on walls? - A roof 25) Something slippery? - A conman 26) A kind of ache? - A fillet of fish 27) A jacket potato topping? - Jam 28) A food that can be brown or white? - A potato 29) Something sold by gypsies? - Bananas 30) Something red? - My sweater RADIO LINCS PHONE-IN Presenter: Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world? Contestant: Barcelona. Presenter: I was really after the name of a country. Contestant: I'm sorry, I don't know the names of any countries in Spain. STEVE WRIGHT SHOW, RADIO 2 Wright: On which continent would you find the River Danube? Contestant: India. Wright: What is the Italian word for motorway? Contestant: Espresso. Wright: What is the capital of Australia? And it's not Sydney. Contestant: Sydney. THIS MORNING Judy Finnegan: The American TV show 'The Sopranos' is about opera. True or false? Contestant: True? Judy Finnegan: No, actually, it's about the Mafia. But it is an American TV show,so I'll give you that. BBC RADIO NEWCASTLE Paul Wappat: How long did the Six Day War between Egypt and Israel last? Contestant (after long pause): Fourteen days. BOB HOPE BIRTHDAY QUIZ, LBC Presenter: Bob Hope was the fifth of how many sons? Contestant: Four BBC GMR, PHIL WOOD SHOW Wood: What "K" could be described as the Islamic Bible? Contestant: Er... Wood: It's got two syllables... Kor... Contestant: Blimey? Wood: Ha ha ha ha no. The past participle of run... Contestant: (Silence) Wood: OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I... Contestant: Walked? DARYL'S DRIVETIME, VIRGIN RADIO Daryl Denham: In which country would you spend shekels? Contestant: Holland? Daryl Denham: Try the next letter of the alphabet. Contestant: Iceland? Ireland? Daryl Denham (helpfully): It's a bad line. Did you say Israel? Contestant: No. Coddy

Well done to that young man. Coddy

Ahhh! Thats why you don't catch fish, its night, you use a bright light to look for fish AND you have some guy up front talking in Spanish. So you only get mackeral (spanish) Ok I will get my coat again! Coddy

I have just ordered some using the web site link Coddy

Hi all Went up to the London boat show today, Saturday. Loads of nice boats and equipment if you have a bottomless pocket. Disapointed with the Warrior stand, however they did have a 175 and the new Pro Angler boat on show. This is based on the 165 but with a number of changes including a fold away/ hidden fishing canopy, the steering console has the look of a 175. There is no seat/cuddy under the front window so easier to get to the anchor bollard. Floor had under floor storage areas and the windows are bonded in and not bolted. No prices shown anywhere, no sales material, just 3 boats and 3 to 4 staff and they did not even look to try to get custom from the punters. I suppose that they may be getting a bit cock sure of themselfs, I know a number of companies who went down this road and did not last long when the bubble burst. Orkney stand showed a couple of new style boats with fold away cuddy canopies, they looked on the lines of the 520/590. Again not interested in talking or providing sales material. Went on the Avor stand .............hmmmmm I would just luurrvv one of these boats. They looked great but where do I find

Hi reg Welcome to the site For a caravan park and boats, springs to mind is Rockley If you have accomadation already let me make a couple of calls and I will see what I can find out. As an alternative you can pay for a berth in the public marina in the centre of Poole for about

No probs Paul I think you have your hands a bit full at the mo Dave

Hi Come back for a third time, all diferant times, and it seems to have sorted out my log in on all sections now. Great Dave

Wow what a differance! Great, much quicker in loading both front page and forum. Menus and top header look good Agree menus on left only, still telling me I am anonymous on the who's online box just above Last Posts although I am logged in. Well done Paul Coddy

Hi Paul D Sorry but this new look appears messy The stats do not add up, it keeps saying I am a guest but also shows I am logged in. The menu bar half hides the forum name. I only say this as it might drive people away after such a great start and growing membership. Is there some reason you have changed format? Coddy

Launched fro Rockley on the last flounder comp. Cost

Terry If you see a large (road) Island with some large Sunseekers sitting in a carpark in the middle of two roads, just oposite is a large car park and some buildings that back onto Holes Bay/harbour. Its just there, booking in is at 8.00am so expect to see a number of boats on trailers around. Coddy

Happy Birthday Sean Have a great day Coddy

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Hi Adam Try this one http://www.boatsandoutboards.com/view/F73201/ if its a 175 you are after Or this one http://www.boatshed.com/viewboat.php?boat=13650 Coddy

Just need a good tow car for pulling the boat up the slip as it is often covered in shingle. Do remember Steve? FWD cars are usless on that stuff. Coddy

Hi Went into Poole Angling today and was told that Andy from the charter boats won the charter Cod and the pool of

Well done Paul What a Birthday, Christmas and New Year present all rolled into one! Coddy

Have a Happy Birthday Paul May all your dream fish come true and you get what you deserve. Have a great one mate Coddy

Hi Alun Good luck on the digital scales on board. I have some and they are not accurate when the boat is moving about. Been looking out for some lighter weight scales, spring type, for smaller species up to about 12lbs The all seem exspensive even on Ebay. Coddy

A very Happy Christmas and New Year to everyone. May 2006 bring you your best fishing year Stay safe Coddy

Someone has been opening their Christmas crackers early this year Coddy

Where is the Mid Harbour sand bar? I know the channel can be a bit narrow and shallow but never seen a sandbar on my sounder that I recall Coddy

Here you go, Salt X have a web site Salt X with a telephone number 01481 249757 Coddy

Hi Bob Placemat wrote a bit on this forum. Just do a quick search Coddy