Coddy

No It is when he goes out on the water he is allways ill Good to hear mate Coddy

Kam Once you add your postcade for the area you want, a menu apears on the left for differant time periods. Looked at the rest of 2005 ....................... wet and windy Sounds familiar Coddy

I have just read and seen some pictures of a guy catching a tope in a kayak! http://www.anglersnet.co.uk/ubb/ultimatebb...c;f=24;t=000098 If the link does not work go Anglers Net forum and go to Kayak fishing and look for the Tope thread. Interesting Coddy

I will have a pack of each please 1 x Sandeel 1 x Shads Coddy

Subject: FW: Vanilla Pudding Robbery This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery.......... Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read: IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING... Coddy

Male assertiveness A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home. He had finished the book by the time he reached his house. The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" "The funeral director," said his wife. Coddy

Happy Birthday Charlie the cod Hope the fishing is good over in Wales Coddy

Hi John I would recommend you increase the length of chain to match the length of your boat, ie at least 20ft. I use a Bruce copy, lost my first one because I did not make it trip, that was my second trip out on the anchor quickly learned the hard way. I also carry a fishermans style anchor and use when on rocky grounds. These are easy and cheap to find in boat and car boot jumbles. I also carry a homemade grapple anchor for when I get the opertunity to go wreck anchoring! I also run a web site about boats and equipment for the fisherman Boats and Equipment and if you go to Other bits on the menu then Anchors I have listed a number of anchors and recover methods. Good luck Coddy

Placemat I have the same for my canopy rails, one tip is to wind some plastic tape around the rails at both ends to stop the rails sliding out of the clips when under way. I have used Red for port rail, Green for starboard and black for the middle. That way you always get the rods in the right order and you know it will go together when it starts to rain. Coddy

Hi Adam I only have one to look at Here is the web page I got mine from Shark Sling I have the large version (in the hope of something big! ) I will bring it down Thursday if you wish, I seem to have a few things to bring down this month. Coddy

Hi Duncan I have the shark sling if you can catch the shark! If you want to see one of these slings I will bring it down Thursday to the meeting Coddy

I don't want to be picky but which list of specimen sizes do we use? The reason I ask is that I have just looked up which area Poole falls in and it would appear Area 'D' South Devon and Dorset However if members depart from Christchurch or towards IOW it falls into Area'E' Hampshire and IOW. The NFSA rules state

PROOF THAT THE WORLD IS NUTS!!" In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different reversed?) *~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??) *~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse than "going blind!") *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.) *~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~* In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises." (Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Who volunteers for this stuff?) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of...?) (Did the govt. pay for this research??) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Butterflies taste with their feet. (Ah, geez.) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that, too.) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* And, the best for last..... Turtles can breathe through their butts. (Do you think they have bad breath?) Coddy

Well done on a great fish to open the score on a new boat Welcome to "Club Warrior" Coddy

Well done Dean I was at least thinking about you all bobing about and getting wet while I was acting chauffeur to my mother. I was nice not to have to wash the boat down in the rain Coddy

Sammy and crew will NOT be out tommorrow My mother has come down for the week-end and so all play has been stopped! Good luck to those who make it Coddy

Bob, Coddy has a small stack of plastic moulds for you/anyone else, also half a dozen polystyrene cooler boxes. If anyone needs to keep bait frozen they're ideal. We bin 2-3 a day at work, shocking waste. Steve I will bring the moulds and boxes down to the club meeting Thursday for those interested. Coddy

Spent the week-end at Hayling Island with a group of friends with their boats. Launched Friday PM ready for an early start due to tides in Chichester Harbour. Due to the weather, Force 7 , Saturday was restricted to the harbour and scatched around with a very small bass and loads of weed. Managed to get back on the mooring just after lunch and called it a day. Sunday was such a contrast, sunny and no wind Went out towards Bullocks Patch for Bream and stopped on the way for fresh mackerel but none want to play. Managed a couple of bream, three differant wrasse, tompot blenny and a poor cod. At slack water went out to a smoothound mark and Bill managed a 16.5lb smoothie within minutes, I could only manage a small one about 6lbs. Due to the high tides the flood was pushing through very hard and you needed heavy weights to keep in touch of the bottom which over killed the rod so I expect I missed a number of bites. We decided to try Brake Lege for another go at the Bream but the weed was horrid and so we called it a day. Was nice to get out and it the sunshine for most of the day. Pleased to read that the club had a good day with the Burnham boys. Coddy

Belated Happy Birthday greetings Sam I hope you had a good day with more to come next week. Coddy

Tried email from club's web site but now sent PM Paul D might need to look into that for you Coddy

Bet he had a gay old time Coddy

Sure is that stupid frog with a rope around its neck! Best thing for it Coddy

Just sent you two emails Coddy

Kam You have a PM Coddy

I have to go to Norway for business a couple of times a year The guys I see over there are mad keen fishermen like most of their countrymen as well as knowledgable boat owners. The best time to go to Norway is end of March into April so they tell me. You need to go a fair way North to get the BIG cod! Beer IS exspensive as is most things there. If you want to do it, there are a couple of ways to get there: 1 drive up north to Newcastle and catch the ferry 2 Fly on Ryanair to Torsk and hire a car, long drive 3 Fly to Oslo catch another flight up north hire car there Coddy