Sam

i like anything heavy black sabbath led zeppelin sex pistols acdc ozzy anything but the best is iron maiden sam

can't blame eminem for mine billy i dont listen to that rubbish rock's the only thing for me like led zeppelin and acdc sam

see dad it's normal for kids to use slang leave us alone i'll stick up for ya sam

nice looking boat james i bet you have many worth while trips on her tight lines for the future sam

easily happens billy sam

true but it is not worth risking your life for fish how big it. you dont want it to end up like the 3 people out of codfathers report and end up losing your boat sam

were hoping to get up today at 8 in the morning but after returning at 12 last night from led zeppelin tribute concert it was looking doubtfull. we got up at half 8 and were out the house by 9 down to the boat all gear on and start the engine. and then the engine decides it doesn't want to start. 2 hours later dads got it working (luckily dads got some experience with marine engines, 24 years as a navy marine engineer) headed up the harbour and was just approaching old harry and decided it was not rite to head for a wreck so were going to head for swanage. hit about three giant waves and dad decided to turn round heading back in. got back in the harbour and in the marina so we had some pracice bringing the boat up aside the jetty, took daniel a couple of times i did it first time then washed down the boat and home for an early shower hope any other boats out there had a better day than us. tight lines sam

yeah im very grateful me and my brother are saving up for our own boat just a small one so if anyone sees 1 thats going cheap let us no sam

nice one coddy nice to see i ain't the only one finding jokes sam

zebedee said what? we are not all as old as you lot well done glad you got out and had some nice fish we hope to try tomorrow for the conger sam

trust me billy kids always outfish the adults ask me dad he'll tell u me and dan always out fish him sam

It was late at night and Heidi, who was expecting her second child was home alone with her 3-year old daughter Katelyn. When Heidi started going into labor, she called "911." Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. Smack him again!"

A man wakes up at the crack of dawn to go duck hunting. He gets to his blind just before sunrise and settles in. Over the trees comes a perfect wedge. BOOM! He takes out the lead duck and watches as it falls from the sky, bouncing off of a barn, hitting the fence and landing in the yard of the near bye farm. The hunter sees no activity at the farm house and decides no one will even notice if he quickly retrieves his trophy. Just as he lays his hand on the duck he hears a shotgun rack a round in the chamber. He looks up to hear the farmer ask "what ye' doin' boa' ?" Hunter "gettin ma duck thar." farmer "reckon thats my duck nao boa, hit mah bern, mah fen' dat ders' mah duck." The hunter of course not one to quit attempts to argue. This gets him nowhere. Farmer " I reckon they ain't but one way ta' settle dis un' , da country way boa'. I kick you in da groin, you kick me in da groin n' whoeva lef stannin keepin' da duck." The hunter has no choice and agrees. Farmer "Ima goin first." The farmer leaps off the porch at a dead sprint and kicks the hunter with all he's worth right in the jewels. The hunter spasms to the ground gasping for air, it takes him 30 + minutes to regain composure and attempt to stand. Hobbling the hunter says " guessin is' mah turn" Farmer " Ah you keep dat ol' duck boa." i love this joke

Two morons go fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return to the shore. 1st moron: I hope you remember the spot where we caught all those fish. 2nd moron: Yes, I made an 'X' on the side of the boat to mark the spot. 1st moron: You idiot! How do you know we'll get the same boat? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her.

cool i will find them

lol i got bored so i started looking around theres loads more do you want me to post them sam

your both very lucky going to these places fishing im so jealous i think i am goin fishing in wales this year for our holiday sam

more people joining everyday great to see sam

You might be a fisherman if... 1) You have a power worm dangling from your rear view mirror because you think it makes a good air freshener. 2) Your wedding party had to tie tin cans to the back of your bass boat. 3) You call your boat "sweetheart" and your wife "skeeter". 4) Your local tackle shop has your credit card number on file. 5) You keep a flippin stick by your favorite chair to change the TV channels with. 6) You name your black lab "Mercury" and your cat "Evinrude". 7) Bass Pro Shop has a private line just for you. 8) You have your name painted on a parking space at the launch ramp. 9) You have a photo of your 10 lb. bass on your desk at work instead of your family. 10) You consider viennies and crackers a complete meal. 11) You think MEGABYTES means a great day fishing. 12) You send your kid off to the first day of school with his shoes tied in a palomar knot. 13) You think there are four seasons--Pre-spawn, Spawn, Post Spawn and Hunting. 14) Your $30,000 bass boat's trailer needs new tires so you just "borrow" the ones off your house. 15) You trade your wife's van for a smaller vehicle so your bass boat will fit in the garage. 16) Your kids know it's Saturday---Because the boats gone, does this sound like any of you tight lines sam

that's got to hurt like the joke paul sam

welcome enjoy the site sam

thanks alun adam hopefully there will be a great white 2 but dunno bout the lochin part. dad wants to build one to cut costs a bit sam

nice one sam

knowing my luck this will be the weekend when there all caught when im at home doing chemistry coursework sam

dont now if we are going out yet mum wants dad to go and buy a new bathroom for me and daniel. but me and daniel sed we were happy with the one we have got would rather build a new boat the new boat keeps moving back down the list of things to do sam