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    Sunday 5th

    Andy and I will be out with Palomine. Probably Whitehouse grounds,or if all is suitable ,a run out to the wreck.Should be relatively "diver free" with these tides...Give us a shout if you think of it.cheers jack
  2. Hi There Coddy, Just say the word and I will wack your fish photo through photoshop,can make it as RED as you like,or Blue/Lilac..you name it...Well done anyway. jack
  3. You must remember. P.B.S.B.A.C....".Stays ahead of all the rest". Jack
  4. How many Kayaks could you buy if you sold a "warrior" or an "arvor" ? jack
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    Canoe Paddles

    No Probs Mike..Thanks for caring..jack
  6. Well done ! that man..Nice pics too.Presumably one handed.You dont by any chance do charter trips aboard your Kayak,do you. Jealous ..jack
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    Canoe Paddles

    Thanks Mike.If I had Just 3 of these canoes,I could sell them and perhaps raise the
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    Canoe Paddles

    I have aquired an old canoe,It didnt come with paddles.Having checked how much paddles cost,I am dumbfounded.Each paddle from a dealer cost more than the canoe. Does anyone have any old double ended paddles they would sell me ?They dont need to be wonderful,and I could repair if neccessary...jack PS.Yes I know...UP THE CREEK WITHOUT A PADDLE !!
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    Simply Red

    I had to provide a boat name for my insurance company to cover my Zodiac.of course it didnt have one,so after much thought,I called it CONDOM. Because it was made of rubber;soft and flexible;easy to get into,and provided lots of pleasure. I thought it was clever and funny.But when it came to affixing the name to the boat,my wife got ratty and said SHE would not go in it..Tell me a better reason to change a boat name ?...jack
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    Goodbye, Dad

    Sorry to hear about your Dad Bob.Andy and Myself offer our Sympathy for your loss..Jack
  11. Pleased to read your post Rupe. This is Andy's and my outlook to a " T ".We have NEVER caught dozens or lots or several good fish. We go out as many weekends as we can. we dont often catch anything,it costs us a bomb,We never even consider,never mind entering a competition {whats the point for us ] .And after every session,Rain ;shine wind or sun.on the way home we always say."that was a nice day out,I enjoyed that ! " And isn't THAT what its all about .! ! ... jack
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    Zidane

    Crikey...I thought "the world cup" was meant to be a Joke...silly me.. jack
  13. Keep up the good works fellas,its just like the off season.
  14. Well done Gordon, Am I jealous ? 'course I ruddy am. Good for you ..jack
  15. I intend to cut off one of the legs,have it made into a pennant and fly it beneath the Club one.!!!!!!!! jack
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    The Weekend

    Hi RICH. I would like to take part in the Bass survey....Oh God how I would like to take part in the Bass survey....I suppose it goes without saying that you need to catch at least ONE Bass first ? jack
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    Wot A Bugger

    Duncan....MY HEART BLEEDS FOR YOU. !! ..jack
  18. Easily,the best one on for a long time...well done jack
  19. Thanks to all for fish identification. As for my "trollies" ,They are handkerchief thin,Gymn trousers.If you had seen my legs in shorts,you would know why I was wearing them,And if you think they are dreadful,you should just see the "bright ones". jack
  20. Well done Domm. it just makes me realise how lucky I am .,not to have to put up with such hazards and trials,when Andy and I go out.
  21. Well I for one,cant bear to read any more of these reports of boat-loads of great fish being caught,I am going away for a week to sulk in the new forest [at least I shan't get seasick,under a tree.] Good on yer.the Quest team.. jack
  22. Well done Lads,the stuff that dreams are made of....Jack
  23. I claimed this chap [lady actually ] as a 12lb 1oz Thornback. but on seeing the photo I am in doubt. Is it a T/B or is it an Undulate ? It was very thorny ,but the wing markings don't look right... someone will put me right I'm sure jack
  24. Didn't have time to see the boats brand name,only the boats name and it was'nt morning cloud! ...jack
  25. Andy and I had yet another expedition on sat. Sat on Whitehouse grounds for 2-3 hrs in strong tide for 2 mkrl and a 1lb B.Bream.Moved in under mile markers and trolled and drifted for another 2 hrs,for zero result. In desperation moved to the Ray mark.[our only consistant mark in 2yrs ] After only 5 mins had a very nice Thornback of 12. 1oz.[safely returned ].and there ended a truly tropical .wind free.days fishing.Thank goodness I caught something,I was beginning to think I was truly jinxed...cant say the same for Andy ,whose highlight of the day was mopping up 2 full mugs of just-made tea,lost from the cooker top when a kind asshole in a gin palace,whose name I have recorded in my Christmas list book, having had us in plain sight from Old Harry to the far corner of Ballard,passed us at anchor within 15' whilst at full belt heading into Swanage Bay.Which Planet do they come from ?....jack
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