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Never Argue with a Woman One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside Cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent. Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her. 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.' 'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman. 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden. 'That's true, but you have all the equipment.. For all I know you could start at any moment.' 'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. Send this to four women who are thinkers or men who can take it ... If you receive this, you know you're intelligent.

Go on then chaps....................... don't keep us in suspenders........... Tell us............. go on............ tell us

No, but we know a grumpy one!!!! Now then oh bilious one or should it be chervy chucker

Happy Birthday Have a great day Mike (maybeasneakybassortwo)

A cracking bargain Nige! It'll go in a short while

Look him up in the member listings

Compression tester hire Has Niggle got one?

Just taken a right nice one out (8 months old) as her indoors made me buy a new fitted kitchen with goes under thingys will call you.

Nice one boys

Nice one George - Great fish

With quite a bit of chatter concerning boat security, I wondered if this may be of interest to some? Marine security cameras wedge

a gentle circulation either way is fine. Best applied in the bottom with outlet at the top. 100 litre tant with a ParMax 3+ will hold 40 joeys as long as they are not bleeding. Remove any lethargic / dead fish. I use an elbow in the bottom fitte 3" up the side and facing the bottom. I can adjust the angle but about 20 degrees is fine.

Charlie, Crew offer from me + 50 kg of frozen Magnet. 2 shark setups.

exponentially as well If I had to choose I'd go for the Aquafish with new DTronic Merc 200 and bravoDP

16 fly fishing videos mostly trout, very informative and instructional. Many of the Stillwater Trout & Trout Fisherman series. first sensible offer

By the way! Don't think I've met you yet Dan but Happy Birthday fella! Beer on the menu by any chance..........................

Southborne rough!

I have a couple

Well done both - congratulations Start saving for the wedding now!

Ask codpiece - had one on his boat. Common skate used to come up every now & then back in the 60's I gather. Talking to a prof skipper, he believes large commons are suspected to be the culprit for some large lost fish, judging by the way they fight. But if you consider we don't actually fish for them round these parts and we certainly don't tackle up for the prospect of a 150-200lb skate. Anything is possible. I suspect they are here from time to time in low numbers. I rather think they eventually couldn't stand the ever increasing fishing pressure - as a low reproducing - long lived fish, and they do like the quiet life. We all have more exciting things to do than sit out for days, even weeks at a time in the vane hope of one ....................... you know.... like what carp fishing is

Isn't duck jerking against the law ?? 'n yep I can do the spice thingy as well. Me chilli plants are just baring fruit. I have the Thai hot. Jalapenos and Bird Eye. I'd be happy to crew for you any time Tomo, I'll even bring mi own little French jiggley things Enjoy your boat chap - she looks ace.

Don't be shy in asking when you want some fish moved

I cook da beef steak, venison and duck but fillet da fish and boil the crusties............. any good......

Nice one Tomo just can't wait to see her thundering across the ledge.

Nice live bait facility though...........