Jim

There's some big fish there. Well done ! Jim

An attorney got home late one evening, after a very taxing day trying to get a stay of execution for a client, James Wright, who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last-minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he got through the door at home, his wife started on him about, "What time of night do you call this? Where have you been?" And on and on. Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a shot of whisky and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks. While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client had been granted his stay of execution after all. Finally realizing what a day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs to give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband's rear end as he was bent over naked drying his legs and feet. "They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said. He whirled around and screamed, "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WOMAN DON'T YOU EVER STOP"!

Nobody know anyone looking for work then ?

This is from my brother. My current helper is on holiday for a while and I could do with somebody to cover. The ideal person needs to be able to lift heavy weights and not afraid of using steps and ladders. I travel a long distance to get to my jobs so early starts and long days are the norm. I'm being vague on the specifics because what I do is so varied. If your free for the next couple of weeks, don't mind some hard work and fancy earning some cash, this might be for you. If it works out that we work well together, you could become a more permanent team member. Rob 07830 218697

Reminds me of Kevin Costner in Water World.

Good offer Hooky. Jacqui & Myself were out today. One of the newer members should snatch this offer up ! Tight lines. Jim

Indeed ! It's a job we all put off while the weather's good ( boating weather ) Then when it's not boating weather we don't want to do it cos the weather's crap ! Well done for being strict with yourself Terry. Jim

I think he might succumb !

Big girl's blouse !

But it's too cold to go out !

But you would be TARGETING a protected species in a Nursery ! I hope the authorities would stop anyone trying to skirt around the rules or there's no point having them ! Jim

Happy Birthday Paul Jim

Well I hope Sandy's driving then !

Hmmmmmmm. Let me see - - - - - - - Hand full of spanners. Or Hand full of Fishing Rod ! I WONDER where Nigel is ? ? ? Happy Birthday old chap ! Jim

Happy Birthday Mick. Not a bad day for a bit of dangling ? ? Jim

Ouch !

Welcome Ron. Jim

Eeeeee Ecky Thump ! !

Chillax Man !

And So do we ! ! ! Very good news ! Is the man in a red outfit and a log white beard bringing it ? ? ? Ho Ho Ho

They phone me saying I have a Virus. I pretend to follow their instructions and switch the computer on. After delaying for a few minutes they as me what I can see ? I usually reply " Fairies dancing around the garden " or " Fluffy bunnies hopping about " After having to repeat it a couple of times they tell me to f*** off and hang up ! Well that's no way for a helpdesk to behave ! !

Jolly good. Safety in numbers and all that ! Don't take any S**t Graham.

2 grand off a boat in that sort of price range ? If they can't lose that to keep the sale then there's something wrong. Make sure you tell them which club you're a member of and how many people will be seeing this. Tell them to weigh up the 2 grand against the bad publicity ! ! ! Hope it get's sorted Graham. Jim