Jim

Happy Birthday.

Jacqui uses the Zip Top bags. But she uses a drinking straw to suck the air out and as she pulls the straw out she seals the bag. Seems to work very well and reduce the freezer burn. Jim

As my mate, in the shoe shop, knelt down with a pair of size 5 shoes in front of this sexy blonde in a short skirt, he couldn't resist a quick glance at her knickers. " Hey cheeky," She said, as she gave him a playful kick. "I bet the only reason you work here is to look up girls skirts isn't it?" " That's an absolutely ridiculous accusation, Madam," He said sternly............ " I don't even work here"!!

My mate's written a book about a young girl who takes drugs and encounters all kinds of strange creatures talking in an almost incomprehensible dialect. It ends up with her getting pregnant and becoming a single mother, living on a deprived estate, and surviving off benefits. It's called............ "Alice in Sunderland!!!"

Blimey Duncan ! That'll cost a lot in GIN !

Am I holding a testicle conference then Derek ? If I'm wrong then I'm sorry for misleading you Trev. Jim

Happy Birthday Big Col. Jim

Cobb's or Rockley. Probably about £3,500 ish, ish, Trev. I believe people are pleased with it but not as convenient as a pontoon. But if it's dry stacked you don't need all that antifoul. And you don't get the water damage and corrosion you get if it's moored. I expect there'll be plenty of help to follow on this thread. Jim

Yes Steve, We took a good look around Sweet Chariot last year. Sparkly clean ! ! Didn't see it this year. I think we missed quite a bit. Boat show days are too short ! ! I suppose I should spend less time at the Burger Bars & more on the boats. Jim

Happy Birthday James.

Does it mean there used to be a public loo there ? ?

I too was rather taken by the Parkers. In the end I thought one of these: http://www.beneteau.co.uk/Motorboats/Barracuda/Barracuda-7 would suit me better. Jacqui said " oh yes - - - - and where are you going to live ? " ( I suppose that means no ! ) Anyway - - - - well done Graham. ! You know the time will pass very slowly until you take delivery. Enjoy. Jim

Happy Birthday Allan. Too breezy for boating so I hope you've got something else planned. Jim

Fantastic offer Martin. It's an " Oooo ing & Pointing " day at the Boat show for Me or I would have loved to. Jim

Ha ! " Like added "

My mate was walking down the street earlier when this guy approached him "Oi, are you the Muppet that was chatting my bird Julie up in the pub last Friday?" he snarled. "I'm not sure my mate said: what does she look like?" "That's her" he said handing him a photo . "It wasn't me mate," he replied............ "I only had 6 pints last Friday!!"

My was mowing the lawn when his young son comes running out of the house calling to him. “Daddy, daddy, what’s sex?” asks his son ... For a moment my mate's dumbstruck but then decides that if his son has asked the question, then he must do his best to answer it. For the next few minutes dad talks about the birds and the bees, then human relationships, love, the sex act, having babies – in fact he does a pretty good job of covering every aspect. Eventually he comes to a stop when he sees how oddly his son is looking at him. “Why did you want to know?” my mate asks. “Well, Mummy said to come out and tell you that dinner........... would be ready in two secs!!"

My mate says you know you're getting old when: He was watching Babe Station last night. There was this gorgeous girl in a skimpy little French maid's outfit, pushing a vac around, bending over provocatively. And as her little skirt rode up, exposing her lovely little bottom with the little strip of black material covering her crack,all I could think was........ ... "We used to have a Hoover like that one!!"

Yorkshire people are very fond of their Tea ! - - - - - - In fact . . . . . . . - - - - - They’re so fond of their Tea . . . . . . - - - That they add it to every word ! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - T’car T’pub T’wife T’internet

As the boys just said: This is correct and means you like it. If you press the Unlike button you will remove the " like " ( I assume )

I'll take a look tonight Rob. Our works T'internet is slow as **** Jim

Well done on all your hard work Sam ! Well done to all those juniors that took part. Jim

Happy Birthday Dan. Don't hear much from you these days. Hope you're having a good one. Jim

Very good Rob.