Jim

Very good Brian.

I've got a boat Mick ! I can't afford things like that ! ! ! Jim

I would have thought that the boaty world would have come up with some sort of dehumidifyer for this job. ( Failing that, some sort of " sucky thing " ) Is there nothing out there ?

Happy Birthday Pete. Jim

Managed to get a " job lot " of this orange paint. Looks Luvvly Dunnit ! Jim

Good !

Happy Birthday Steve. Not seen you for a while. Have an extra slice of cake. Jim

&%$£%^&* Makes you feel sick that people can behave this way ! Hope you get an extra good price for the boat to make up for it ! ! Jim

Looks a bit like me before I found the cake stash !

I thought it was strange as I was looking at the photos ! Blimey ! I thought. They're only the flipping right way up ! ! Sorry I can't offer assistance Kev. Well done both on getting a few fish. Jim

Happy Birthday Mal. As Safety Officer you must NOT drink too much falling down water. Awwww go on then ! Followed by an extra slice of cake too ! Jim

Good day out Chris. Well done. Jim

Happy Birthday Graham, Not heard from you for a while. Hope all's well and you're having a good one. Jim

Happy Birthday Stuie, I hope you're gonna have a good un Jim

They would do better with cake on their hooks. . . . .

This should help. Jim

Oh yes - - - - I forgot the BANTER !

Hiya Dom, We've never met but have chatted a bit on here. Glad you & Dan are good. As for having a boat on the drive that hardly ever gets out: I must be the record holder. Jim

There's some big fish there. Well done ! Jim

An attorney got home late one evening, after a very taxing day trying to get a stay of execution for a client, James Wright, who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last-minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he got through the door at home, his wife started on him about, "What time of night do you call this? Where have you been?" And on and on. Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a shot of whisky and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks. While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client had been granted his stay of execution after all. Finally realizing what a day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs to give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband's rear end as he was bent over naked drying his legs and feet. "They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said. He whirled around and screamed, "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WOMAN DON'T YOU EVER STOP"!

Nobody know anyone looking for work then ?

This is from my brother. My current helper is on holiday for a while and I could do with somebody to cover. The ideal person needs to be able to lift heavy weights and not afraid of using steps and ladders. I travel a long distance to get to my jobs so early starts and long days are the norm. I'm being vague on the specifics because what I do is so varied. If your free for the next couple of weeks, don't mind some hard work and fancy earning some cash, this might be for you. If it works out that we work well together, you could become a more permanent team member. Rob 07830 218697

Reminds me of Kevin Costner in Water World.