Jim

I forwarded this on to Steve. He's after a 2 person kayak for him and his 8 year old daughter. If anyone knows where there's an inexpensive one please let me know. And yes, I'll make sure he gets some safety instruction. Thanks for your offer Lofty. Jim

Happy birthday Mike. I hope you're chillaxing and enjoying it ! Jim

Or just place my wallet at the front end ! - - - - - - - - - I flipping wish !

Hope it get's sorted Martin.

Glad it all went well. Looking forward to catch reports & scores. JIm

Hi Hooky, Send me another text please. I don't appear to have received one ! ?

30 knots - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 30 Flipping knots ! Launched at 08:00 with great expectations. Pootled along to Brownsea castle to try for bait. Only got a couple so decided to go out into the bay for a few mackerel. Leaving the harbour and looking at the sea which was nearly as smooth as one of my Brother's chat up lines, I decided to find out if dinging my prop a couple of times had reduced my speed. Nope ! 30 Flipping knots ! And so smooth ! I just headed out quite a way flat out. I didn't do any Yahoo ing but I felt like it ! It was great. I stopped at various intervals to try for mackerel but no good. If I'd got a few I'd have whizzed over to the ledge but no ! Went to Swanage bay and anchored up to try for a few rays. None of the swimming kind came my way but the Sun did and I'm quite scorched Had some more of my chicken tikka baguettes and decided to head out into the bay again. Just whizzing around and stopping every so-often to have a go for mackerel. I ended up with 3 but nothing in shoals. just the odd one here & there. Headed back in and heard Charlie & Martin on the Radio. I did answer your call for any PBSBAC boats Charlie but only got my hand-held and must be out of range. I couldn't hear Martin and thought I was talking to you. You made some funny comments to what I was saying until I realised what was going on ! AS I was coming back through the harbour, I heard you both again but headed back in anyway as I was getting knackered by this time. Back on the trailer by 3. Home - washed down & unloaded by 5 I must be getting old, I'm knackered. But what a lovely day ! Oh yes, I almost forgot. Day out on the boat with lots of whizzing about ( no fish though ) ½ tank of fuel. ( 12 or 13 litres ) SORTED ! 30 knots this morning but all that traffic made it lumpy so 4000 revs & 18 to 20 knots this afternoon. I wonder if there's a prize for being the quickest to NOT find fish Jim

Beachcomber jewellery looks prety !

OH Martin ! - - - - - - You may be old - - - - But you're still funny !

As they say up north: Eeeeeeee by eck! 😂😂

No response from Hooky. We have a couple of new members without boats. Anyone fancy a trip out on Tiddler? I can't show you how or where to catch fish but you get a trip on a boat and it'll help you decide what to buy. 07877208781 First come basis. Jim

Indeed ! That's my ploy ! I'm going out Sunday really - - - - - - - - - - Only joking. Saturday is my plan.

Hoping to get out Saturday. Hooky, you have a PM ! Jim

G'Day Bruce !

Hi Morris, I think it's the flow of the VINO that makes us call everyone BRIAN

Happy Birthday Malcolm. Not a good day for fishing with all that wind ! You'll have to find another way to enjoy your Birthday. Will a couple of pints be involved ? Jim

Use the RESIZE option. I think it needs to be 10K to use as your avatar. Shout if you get stuck. Jim

Hi Mick, Save as - - - -Make a copy. Open the copy in Microsoft Paint.

Cheers for reading ? ? ? Blow that Lofty ! Cheers for sharing with us ! ! You always do a cracking report " warts and all " THANK YOU ! ! Jim

Jim Someone at work was out on their boat last night. ( Weds 29th July 2015 ) They came through Poole bridge just before 11:30 They reckon there were about 20 fishing rod & lines hanging over. There's a sign on the bridge saying " No Fishing " and they are probably targeting any size Bass. Anyone know where to forward this ? Where's the point in having a Minimum landing size & Bag limit when people are " Hammering " the nursery ?

Blimey ! Well done on the PB Dan. Jim

*&^%$£$%$$^%^%$^%^R^%R$%$£%$£%$£ ****ards ! Enjoy it lads ! Jim

I expect Dave's sorry he sold Sammy and was hoping for a BARGAIN ! I understand the feeling. - - - Tiddler's good but the stability's not what I had with Small Fry ! But Tiddler's Easy innable & Outable ! - - - - - all I need is some free time ! - - - - and GENTLE breezes Jim

My mate entered his pet racing snail in the Coventry snail racing championship He took the shell off his racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster. If anything...... it just made him more sluggish!! Let's hope the weather improves soon !

Or you could try one of these to reach the offshore marks quickly !