Jim

The one with the ACME safe ? or the one with the Dynamite ? ?

? ? ? ? WTF ! I'd love to hear the explanation ! ! !

Yes Stuie. It's difficult to wake me up these days !

No I struggled too Martin. I was a few miles out of Swanage Bay.

My GUT's not grumpy Adam ! When I was your age Adam, my eyes were sharp. Now I'm a grumpy old GUT I can't see B*gger all ! You'll have to come a bit closer and shout at me next time. I'm glad all the kids enjoyed themselves. Jim

Done

Great !

Well done Sam for organising it. Well done to all who helped. And very well done to the contestants. Sorry my Grand Kids missed it ! Jim

I managed to nip out for a few hours yesterday. All of the entrants will be pleased to know that they beat me ! I only managed 2 species . . . . . . . . Scad and Mackerel. I tied up to a bouy near Brownsea Castle and saw quite a few of you coming back in. Chris Witheford dropped by so Kev could wave Jacob's Bass at me. Well done Jacob "Just Chillin " dropped by to say hello too. Sorry - - - didn't ask your name. Jim

Well done Charlie & boys.

Same old story. The Greedy few Bug**r it up for everyone else.

Weigh it without your wallet Rob - - - - - - It'll be ½ as much Jim

Good & Bad then Trev ! Jim

I've known Mark Taylor for years. He's a good guy ! Jim

Happy Birthday Mike. Enjoy. Jim

' Tis ' a pleasure Sir !

There's never any special offers or Club Discount when I talk to them. When I said I knew " Dogfish Dave " - - - - the price went UP Then I explained he wasn't a mate but I'd been out fishing with him a couple of times the price came back DOWN again ! As for the " Mr Shifta " I had one of those to move my Warrior around. Yes it worked but it's all a pain. So I sold the warrior and down sized to my little Tiddler.

I showed Jacqui. She burst out laughing and said that's the sort of thing I'd send.

Welcome back Rob. I think I remember you coming to a couple of meetings. Jim

Tim at Rovic must be OK - - - - He gave me the job I've got now ! He left soon after that though Was it something I said ?. Nah he's a good lad.

Brill !

If it can find a way into a Boss's wallet . . . . . I'll buy it off ya !

Nobody Knows ! And I know nuffin.

Hmmmmmmmmmm ! Unfortunately we live in a very expensive area. So - - - you have to weigh it up yourself. Does your family like coming out on the boat with you ? If you dry stack or moor you'll want to get out to justify the expense. If you go off and leave the family you'll soon be sorry. Now - - - If you all enjoy boating Dry stack is well worth it. No antifoul or anodes etc. Just a quick call and off you go ! But on a boat your size £ 1700 you need to justify the cost. Of course we can work on those figures to sweeten them up a bit - - - - - - - - well if it's £ 550 for using the slip - - - - - it's only gonna cost " just over " £1100 more - - - - - plus the money we save on " make something up here " and then there's the money we'll save by not going " add you're own bit in here " etc etc etc.