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It's Sound Engineers' Day today - - - - - - Testing - - Testing 12- - -- 12- - -- 12 Jim

Have they agreed to the mooring hoops and 12volt hook ups yet ? Jim

This made me smile. A CHURCH STORY A small church had a very attractive big busted organist, and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist. So, one of the ladies approached her very discreetly about the problem, and told her to mash up some green persimmons and rub them on her nipples and over her breasts, which should cause them to shrink in size, but warned her not to taste any of the green persimmons, because they are so sour they would make her mouth pucker up, and she wouldn't be able to talk properly for awhile. The voluptuous organist reluctantly agreed to try it. The following Sunday morning the minister walked up to the pulpit and announced... "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not hab a thermon tewday" Jim

Super boat Alan. Jim

Are you lot looking at a different weather forecast than me ? ? ? ?

Hi Terry, Sorry about Dilys' arm. Make sure she keeps the other parts of the arm moving. The joints lock up so quickly. The fozen joints are worse than the break. Jim

Brian, Them's lovely Tubes. Tiddler's tubes are still in my imagination, but various styles are being considered. I need to get them sorted soon though. Jim

Thanks Stuie. Cracking piccies of the Tiddler. Jim

lol do you want to come Jim Martin You know I'm afraid of the Dark Martin ! I'm a Sunshine Boater Jim

I wore it to work though Rob Jim

Cheers Mal. Only one can left. Jim

And Another.

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Some pictures of Sea Dream.

Thanks lads. I need to get hold of Stuie for some photos. I'm just chuffed to bits Jim

Almost, it's actually on the boat but one more item is required to complete. Hopefully this will be done Monday with sea trial when weather allows Martin But you go out ALL weathers Martin. ( Well almost ) Hope all goes well. Jim

Wow ! That's what I thought as I zipped out from Poole Harbour today. My engine's done the " run in " and today was my first chance to " give it some " and see what the Tidler could do on a flat sea. 30 knots or 34.5 mph ! ! ! She sits beautifully on the water too. I did a bit of fishing and caught my ususal . . . . .nowt ! The day was all about me getting used to my boat. Well -- - - - -I'm in love. It's wicked. Saw Stuie in the harbour and after a chat, he took some pictures of the Tiddler in action. I'm hoping he'll post a few on here. This probably reads like an advert or sales pitch. I'm just chuffed. Stopped for a chat with the skipper of Kelly's Hero on the way back through Holes Bay. Then saw Martin at Cobb's slipway. A very good day to be out, and a lovely boat to be afloat on. Jim

Happy Birthday Rob. Have an Extra piece of Cake. Jim

B'Stards ! ! ! ! Jim

Excellent ! ! ! Jim

we saw you re anchoring a few times, but didn't know it was you. There were loads of boats out there ( Tony counted 50 )and hardly any radio chatter so we didn't know who was who. I suppose nobody wanted to say how well they were doing in fear of being swamped by other boats coming to nick their fish. Jim

They phoned me on Saturday saying I had a virus on my computer. I stayed on the line for ages pretending to switch on my " slow computer " They wanted me to press the " Windows and Alt key " Then they asked what I could see. I said " a bunch of fairies dancing around the garden " When I said the call was costing me nothing and I was happy to talk crap all day ( yes Rob ) they hung up. " F " them ! ! Jim

Just on the off chance. My brother needs a Frail. I didn't know until the other day, but that frame on the side of a window company van for carrying glass etc. is called a Frail, and My Brother needs one. Does anyone have or know of one that's available. Jim

Again James, your skill pays off ! What a Belter ! ! ! Jim

Happy Birthday John. Jim