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Jim

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  1. Jim

    Newbie

    Welcome to the Club Simon. If you come to a meeting, Remember the rulues. - - - New members supply Beer & Cakes for anyone called Jim. Jim
  2. Happy Birthday Matt. Jim
  3. Good on yer Stuart. Safety first. Jim
  4. Jim

    Youtube

    Here's a useful tool. A youtube downloader. http://download.cnet.com/YouTube-Downloade...4-10647340.html Jim
  5. Very well done Steve. What a Glorious day to be out. Jim
  6. Jim

    Scottish Cows

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  7. I'd love to Adam. Unfortunately, I have to work. Jim
  8. Eeeeeeeee Made I Laugh ! Jim
  9. Happy birthday Dan. Jim
  10. That's alright ! ! ! You'll be laughing on the other side of your faces when I get the maximum species tally. Jim
  11. 31 ? Old age seems to run in your family ! Look at your Pappy ! ! ! Have a great day Dean. Jim PS you need to upload a new photo. Yours shows a young lad ! !
  12. Yes Stuart, Even Jacqui said " what a lovely day to be out on the boat " Well done on getting out and well done to Cabin Boy. I'm gonna save my brownie points for the warmer, more productive period. Only about 1
  13. F***ing B****rds ! Never mind. A nice swim with some Dolphins, or a bit of community service will teach them that hard working people just won't stand for this sort of thing ! ! ! ! ! Jim
  14. Another one joins the Dole Queue ! I hope not - - - - -we can all drop a bo**ock every now and then. Jim
  15. Happy Birthday Mark. Jim
  16. Ben: Don't tell anyone you can drink as much as you want without any effect. The Bar Stewards might " Sabotage "you. Jim
  17. Jim

    HI ALL !!!!

    Glad you're back Ben. Hope it's sorted now. Jim
  18. Don't Eat Meeeeeee Jim
  19. Jim

    rare bird

    How RELIANT of you Rob
  20. You need Haskins rather than Cobbs!! Quote Niggle: QUOTE (Small Fry @ March 05, 2012 09:01 pm) Maybe they'll Be happy to charge a fair price for a local lad to launch his warrior a few times per year instead of trying to discourage us. Jim Jim don't you get a discount through Pot Plant Weekly magazine Bloody Comedians
  21. Jim

    rare bird

    I was at St. Michael's Mount in Cornwall a few years ago and saw a family of Starlings with a bright red stripe on the front of their heads. I had never seen anything like it before. I asked a few questions when I came back and was told it was pollen. They feed from a certain type of flower for a very short period each year, and the pollen dyes their feathers. Anyone know if that's correct ? ? ? It was quite spectacular. Jim
  22. Usually Bosses ! ! !
  23. Maybe they'll Be happy to charge a fair price for a local lad to launch his warrior a few times per year instead of trying to discourage us. Jim
  24. Had this Today. "Cloud computing"? - Sounds like a cirrus business. A cartoonist was found dead in his home. - But the details are sketchy. A man was addicted to brake fluid. - He said that he could stop anytime. A very old man died whilst out jogging. - He had had a good run. Gadget to get spice from the future. - A Thyme machine. He worked at an orange juice factory. - Until he got canned and couldn't concentrate. How did I get out of Iraq? - Iran. I am reading a book about anti-gravity. - It is impossible to put down. I stayed up all night, wondering where the sun gad gone. - Then it dawned on me. Never marry a tennis player. - Love means nothing to them. Phone sex is dangerous. - You might get hearing aids. The Decorator painted my wall for free. - He said it was on the house. They said that his I-Pod was like the Titanic. - It was syncing. To make Holy Water. - Boil the hell out of it. Velcro. - What a rip off. Venison for dinner. - Oh deer! What makes a good gossip. - A good sense of rumour. Why couldn't the Butcher reach the meat? - The steaks were too high. You can get dead batteries. - Free of charge.
  25. Do they make them suitable for plant pots ?
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