31 ?
Old age seems to run in your family !
Look at your Pappy ! ! !
Have a great day Dean.
Jim
PS you need to upload a new photo. Yours shows a young lad ! !
Yes Stuart,
Even Jacqui said " what a lovely day to be out on the boat "
Well done on getting out and well done to Cabin Boy.
I'm gonna save my brownie points for the warmer, more productive period.
Only about 1
F***ing B****rds !
Never mind.
A nice swim with some Dolphins, or a bit of community service will teach them that hard working people just won't stand for this sort of thing ! ! ! ! !
Jim
You need Haskins rather than Cobbs!!
Quote Niggle: QUOTE (Small Fry @ March 05, 2012 09:01 pm)
Maybe they'll Be happy to charge a fair price for a local lad to launch his warrior a few times per year instead of trying to discourage us.
Jim
Jim don't you get a discount through Pot Plant Weekly magazine
Bloody Comedians
I was at St. Michael's Mount in Cornwall a few years ago and saw a family of Starlings with a bright red stripe on the front of their heads.
I had never seen anything like it before. I asked a few questions when I came back and was told it was pollen. They feed from a certain type of flower for a very short period each year, and the pollen dyes their feathers.
Anyone know if that's correct ? ? ?
It was quite spectacular.
Jim
Had this Today.
"Cloud computing"? - Sounds like a cirrus business.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. - But the details are sketchy.
A man was addicted to brake fluid. - He said that he could stop anytime.
A very old man died whilst out jogging. - He had had a good run.
Gadget to get spice from the future. - A Thyme machine.
He worked at an orange juice factory. - Until he got canned and couldn't concentrate.
How did I get out of Iraq? - Iran.
I am reading a book about anti-gravity. - It is impossible to put down.
I stayed up all night, wondering where the sun gad gone. - Then it dawned on me.
Never marry a tennis player. - Love means nothing to them.
Phone sex is dangerous. - You might get hearing aids.
The Decorator painted my wall for free. - He said it was on the house.
They said that his I-Pod was like the Titanic. - It was syncing.
To make Holy Water. - Boil the hell out of it.
Velcro. - What a rip off.
Venison for dinner. - Oh deer!
What makes a good gossip. - A good sense of rumour.
Why couldn't the Butcher reach the meat? - The steaks were too high.
You can get dead batteries. - Free of charge.