Jim

Hi Shane, Reduce the file size to less than 128 K and it'll go on. Jim

Happy Birthday Trev. Jim

I'd forgotten that one Martin. Thanks, I needed cheering up. It worked. Jim

Hiya Shane, Welcome to our great club. Come along to the meetings, meet the members and join in. Lots of help from the more experienced members and Banter from Me. Did I tell you about the " Buy Jim Beer and Cakes " rule for new members ? Jim

2 things, 1 ) Bag limits sound fine, but people who don't get out fishing very often and bring a large number of fish home ( assuming they can catch them ) will have a smaller impact on fish stocks than someone who is out 3 or 4 times per week. 2 ) Our M.D. from work frequently sees people fishing the shore of Holes Bay with 6 or more rods and they admit that they are targeting and selling Bass. How do we police and stop this ? ? ? ? Jim

A very happy Birthday Sam. You'll have a hangover by the time you read this. Enjoy. Jim

It's easy to tell when the weather's crap. All the jokes come out to play. Keep them coming Gents ( and Ladies ) we have to be PC Y'know ! Jim

Indeed !

Ooooh Matron !

Sorry to hear that Paul, Knowledge is King. Do we know anyone with the expertise to fix it ? Could it be a dry joint ? Could it just be one little 3quid chip? Anyone in the club know anyone ? ? ? ? Jim

Forgot about her ? ? ? Boy are you in trouble if she see's this ! ! ! Jim

I think I will use that one Jim :-) Don't let the Missus catch you Graham.

Bloke walks into a pub, sees a cracker, Sidles over and whispers " 14 stone Penguin " The woman looked at him completely blank and said " what ? ? ? " - - - - - - - - - The man said " Well you've got to have Something to Break the Ice " Jim

Bloke goes into a pub, orders a pint and the barman hands him a free tray of nuts. The man sits at a table and takes a drink of his ale. He hears a voice say " Nice shoes Sir " - - - Almost choking, he looks around and - - nobody there. ! ! He takes another swig and hears " Nice shirt Sir " - - - Almost choking, he looks around and - - nobody there. ! ! He takes another swig and hears " Nice jacket Sir " - - - Almost choking, he looks around and - - nobody there. ! ! When he goes to order a new pint, he tells the barman what's been happening. The barman says - - - - - - - - - - - - - " Oh That'll be the Complimentary Nuts Sir " ! ! ! ! ! Jim

Bloke goes into a pub, sees two " crackers ". He orders a pint and sends a bottle of Chamagne to the Girlies. The barman says " don't waste your time and money mate ! They're a couple of Lesbians. That's O.K. says the man. He drinks his pint, gets another and does his best " suave walk " over to them , Sits down and says - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - Hi girls, Which part of Lesbia do you come from then ? ? ?

While we're on the subject - - - - My E-Tec 75 is the same as the 90 but controlled by a computer. If anyone hears of a simple way to up the power on mine, give me a nod. It's not under warranty now so that's not a problem. Although Small Fry will do 32mph so I probably don't need any more power, It's just a boy thing ! ! ! Jim

Very Good Dave. I believe that was how they governed the old Yamaha FS1E moped back in the 70's. Jim

Jolly well done Dave & john.

According to his wife, you'd need a magnifying glass or do you mean the fish?

Another Warrior ! Have fun Jason. Jim

Good luck All of you. Just got back from Cornwall and Mum still in hospital. It'll be a while yet before I get out. Jim

Welcome to the club Martin. See you out there. Jim

Aaaaaaahhhhhh ! E-TEc Jim

Just a quickie, I was with Noble Marine for years. I was told they were very good if you needed to claim ( which I never did ) I moved to Porthcawl because of price. I would rather pay twice as much for cover and know that if I claim, I'll be helped than get a cheepo quote which is useless if you need to claim. Jim