Jim

A bloke at work sent them to me.

Helvetica walks into a bar, the barman says “Sorry, we don’t serve your type” What did the cheese say when it saw itself in the mirror? Halloumi I saw an old friend the other day, he was dressed as a mime artist. I thought “He’s kept that quiet!” I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, but it’s terrible! I painted my wife twice in cheese. Double Gloucester! What do you call a magical dog? A Labracadabrador Ah well. Soon be Christmas. Jim

That's great Stuie. Thanks. It's been years since I caught a " keeper " Bass so maybe I'll have a go this year.

Not for the Cod Mick ! Just a little festive treat for the Mega Trawler !

Anyone got a spare torpedo ?

Yes Tony, Is it OK for Me to crew on the 29th please? PS you need a new keyboard.

Good luck with the long term plan.

Shame about the youngsters' comp. How we can attract younger people to take up fishing when there's nothing left for them to catch I don't know! Maybe we should call it Hoping not Fishing. Hoping that one day we'll catch something.

Giving up boats Mark ?

Caught red handed eh? Pictures taken on my phone: Samsung Galaxy S9 plus.

You usually DO have something a bit special Terry.

Boats for 29th 1.Serenity- Tony Jim 2.Marichelle - Mick & James ( non member ) both comps.

Boats for 29th 1.Serenity- Tony Jim ( If that's OK Tony )

Democracy! I'll do whatever is decided. AND I'll have a smile on my face. Flounders eat more than just rag worm I'm guessing,

Maybe it SHOULD be postponed then.

I'm up for it. I'll be able to shelter inside.

Dave: I've had one of those lists FAR longer than I can remember. I've tried to catch up with it over the years but it just keeps growing. Now I just do a bit, Rest, Do a bit, Rest. I know I'll never catch up so I've stopped trying.

Lo o o o o o o o o o sers !

It's OUR pleasure too Neil!

Oh DEAR ! ! We need some good fishing weather. Thanks Neil.

Talking to Andy and Frank Today they say the weather's bad for Sunday. I expect Jerry will make the call nearer the day. We'll wait & See.

Mick you sound just like my Boss. Rob: I LIKE spending time with Jacqui. Not all of the time but quite a bit. We had a lazy but enjoyable day. I Really could get used to doing Nowt ! !

Mike told me about the Magazines. Jaqui & Myself just couldn't resist pulling his leg! I dare say I'll be in trouble when Mike sees this. As for the raffle . . . . . . Make a note of that . . . . . . Jim doesn't always win! Jim

We had a couple of days holiday to use. We took today off jobs at home and went into Poole for a " mooch around " It was cold & wet so we went down to the Fisherman Cafe. We ordered our " Fishermans Breackfasts " I noticed they'd named some food after ME ! Clare told me to " Help myself to fishing magazines " Jolly decent I thought. Thanks Mike ! ! ! ! One less tidying job for you. Called into Poole Sea Angling for some supplies and found Frank in there chatting to Andy. When the time comes for me to retire I don't think I'm going to be bored . . . . . . . . . I'm thoroughly enjoying doing S*D ALL ! All I need is some Dosh ! Mike ! ! ! I didn't really take the magazines. I just couldn't resist pulling your leg.

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