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Jim

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  1. Jim

    Chortle chortle

    She's now known as: Whoopi duppi doo I know . . . . . . . The old ones eh ?
  2. Jim

    Chortle chortle

    Whoopi Goldberg is marrying Gerrard Depardieu.
  3. Jim

    Chortle chortle

  4. Jim

    Chortle chortle

    As the weather's bad ! So are the Jokes ! Did you know that China tried to organize a table tennis tournament for their zoo animals this year? It was abandoned after the gorillas kicked off, in what has become known as… The Hong Kong, King Kong, ping pong, ding dong! Jim
  5. Jim

    Chortle chortle

    Oh Dear ! We need some nice weather !
  6. Yeah ! As you leave the Harbour follow the signs for Ye Newe secret Ray Mark !
  7. Jerry: Looks like a great day afloat. Well done fellas! Must have been horrible out there. I was in my lovely warm office and my boss kept bring more work to stop me getting bored. Gawd Bless him ! !
  8. Greg: You mean "Over on the SECRET Cod Mark ! "
  9. It does indeed Graham. Hope you're back out again soon. Jim
  10. Hi Duncan, Welcome to the club. Your £400 sounds very cheap compared to around here. Driving from Southbourne to Portsmouth sounds like a pain. I can't help with your question but maybe you'll get lucky. Jim
  11. Jim

    Need more Power?

    Poor old Tiddler would sink with just one of those 450s on the back Pete. She's maxed at the 50 that she's got. Nippy though as long as the water's flat.
  12. Jim

    Need more Power?

    My thoughts exactly Charlie.
  13. Thanks Martin that's very much appreciated but I just accepted an invite from another member. The older i get the more i need to be on a boat with a heater in the winter so Tiddler won't be leaving the garden.
  14. I know a skinny little fella who would like a crack at this one too this year. I'm available for crew if anyone will have me Jim P.S. I can keep a secret. I won't let on where the secret flounder mark is.
  15. I know a skinny little fella who would like a crack at it this year. I'm available for crew if anyone will have me Jim
  16. Happy Birthday.
  17. Do you work in a Bar ? Are you a STEWARD ?
  18. Swine ! Rub it in why don't you.
  19. Jacqui's i3 Laptop for sale. Windows 7 Brand new battery on Thurs 10/10/2019 i3-370M 6GB DDR3 RAM 640 MB Hard Drive DVD read / writer 15.6" 16:9 HD LED LCD I have restored this back to original and performed all windows updates. Jacqui had Windows 10 on it before I restored it back as it was when she bought it. There are also some ( Slimmed down ) versions of office and Adobe products which are all part of the default software. Use 6 blank DVDs to create a full backup set if required. £80.00 phone 07877208781 or post on here. First come- first served Jim
  20. Jim

    Caravan insurance

    Have a pint for me then Trev !
  21. Jim

    Caravan insurance

    I used to have a few beers in there in the mid 90's. It's changed a bit now though. Yes Rob 1990's not MY age !
  22. I just buy more tickets than most people Stuie. It balances out in the end.
  23. What a FANTASTIC report Charlie. I thoroughly enjoyed it. Not as much as you lot enjoyed it though. Looking forward to the video when you've finished the editing. All takes time!
  24. Hmmmmmmm I may get a couple of those.
  25. WOW ! It looks MUCH bigger now ! 🤣
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