Stuie

Have a good day Charlie - lots of presents to open I trust.

All the best Dave. I'm sure you'll be raising a glass....

Wifi - is that one of the local brews Adam?

I've just had my tax return sent back to me by HM Revenue and Customs - they say that I haven't completed my return properly. They are questioning how many dependents I was claiming for. I suppose it might have been because of my response to the question: "List all dependents" I replied: 4 million benefits cheats, 88,000 people in over 123 prisons, 650 MP's, 3,000 staff for the MP's, 1,150 Peers in the House of Lords, 80 MEP's, 3 million illegal immigrants; 1 million crack heads. Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO The Hell DID I MISS?

We all babble Mark - goes with the territory. Welcome to the club. If you get half as much enjoyment from it as I do you'll really enjoy being a member.

Never had you down as a tease Trev...........

Best wishes to you both. Have a good day. Come on then Trevor - put us out of our misery - what's your birthday present?

No problem PJ. Cow muck in your shoes might help.....

I've been asked to give away these second hand chest waders. Can bring them to next meeting if anyone is interested?

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Best wishes Sam. Stuie

So sorry to hear this Nigel - keep your spirits up - whiskey, gin, vodka etc...

Awesome Dave.

No, no Martin, it's given the wrong date, your birthday was 29th February.... The age is right too.

Belated best wishes Dom - suspect you may be hung over?

Best wishes Martin - have a good day. Stuie

Must be a very very beamy boat then Adam.....

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I echo the sentiments of Graham & Nigel - and I'm sure speak on behalf of all members not able to join you - in wishing you all a safe, enjoyable and successful trip. Stuie

No need for small hooks either Charlie - well done all.

Martin, you'd better get into serious training then before you retire....

I hope you both have a memorable day.

Very topical PJ - enjoying yourself as usual.

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Wow, what a good entry. Good luck to all taking part.