A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:
Husband :-I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.
Inspector :-What is her height ?
Husband: :-I never checked.
Inspector :-Slim or healthy ?.
Husband: :-Not slim can be healthy.
Inspector :-Colour of eyes ?
Husband :-Never noticed.
Inspector :-Colour of hair ?
Husband :-Changes according to season.
Inspector :-What was she wearing?
Husband :-Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.
Inspector :-Was she driving?
Husband :-Yes.
Inspector :-tell me the number, name & colour of the car ? . . . . .
Husband :-black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an
eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use
light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.….and then the
husband started crying...
Inspector :- Don't worry sir,... . .We WILL find your car.