crazy fred

well charley to keep you happy ill go sit on the boat flounder fishing in the pouring rain "i think not"

faint heart

he just economical with the truth

well i thought they were on the boat just to put some colour in the wheelhouse

i think he said , he's thinking about what to do on may day

you been smokin that weed again

is that the best you can do Headache It's a beautiful warm spring day and Crazy and his wife visit the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), grunting and pounding his chest with the free hand. He is obviously excited at mrs crazy in the wavy dress. Then crazy, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow. Crazy suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play along. She does and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then Crazy suggests that she let one of her straps fall, she does, and Mr. Gorilla is just about to tear the bars down. "Now try lifting your dress up your thighs" ... this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy. Then, quickly Crazy grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and says, "Now, tell HIM you have a headache."

well at 1:10am 34mph ESE have fun in the morning , even im not getting out of bed with that blowing

well i got fed up riding round on that bloody table so on with the fancy dress!!

well it was funny

i cant agree that every action has an eqaul reaction because when someone looses a bass i dont catch another i just call them sodding useless or words to that effect

Surprise One evening, as charly and his wife are entertaining guests with cocktails, they are interrupted by an out-of breath little sam who shouts out, "Uncle martin! Come quick! The bull is shagging the cow!" Uncle martin, highly embarrassed, takes young little sam aside and explains that a certain decorum is required. "You should have said, 'The bull is surprising the cow'- not some filth you picked up at a club meeting," he says. A few days later, little sam comes again as his uncle and aunt are entertaining. "Uncle martin! The bull is surprising the cows!" The adults share a knowing grin. Uncle martin says, "Thank you little sam, but surely you meant to say the cow, not COWS. A bull cannot 'surprise' more than one cow at a time you know." "Yes he can!" replies sam, "He's shagging the horse!"

well if you like watching them float behind the boat about 6 mtrs

well sod the food the wine was fantastic

One day in the future,martin burt dies of over fishing. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got some folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." martin thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first room. In it was charley trying to build a boat stood in a large pool of grp. He just kept laying up fibreglass mating. Over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No, martin said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good grp laminator and I don't think I could do that all day long." The devil led him to the next room. In it was crazy catching bass one after another. All he did was keep catching, time after time after time. "No iv'e never done that, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was catch bass all day," commented martin. The devil opened a third door. In it, martyn saw tommy lapdance smith, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. martyn took this in disbelief and finally said, "Yea, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you're free to go."

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, and said, "I do. Why?" The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you would like to know that your horse is just about dead outside!" The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and, sure enough, Silver was about dead from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got him some water and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better. The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better." Tonto said, "Sure Kemosabe", and took off running circles around Silver. Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his drink. A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and announces, "Who owns that big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stands again and claims, "I do. What is wrong with him this time?" The cowboy says to him, "Nothing much, I just wanted you to know - you left your Injun running..."

now lads this is the best crisps you've ever tasted original megapussi from lapland strange people these finnish the daughter thought id like these but they dont taste quite right

yea mikes tried it and returned

A penguin takes his car into a garage to get it checked out The mechanic say

i can see how simone became a shark chaser coming up with crap like that

ive got a pedestall with foot rest ill photo and you can have a look

A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's fair - given that you are blind - that you know five things: 1 - The bartender is a blonde girl. 2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter. 5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler. Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.

cobbs is about

yes processing not farming no one farms sandeels or caplin so the pigs eat the wild cods food, so cod stocks deplete but pork gets cheaper http://www.fishsec.org/news_sandeel.htm

from reports in my industry it's expensive and think, where do they get the food from to feed these wonderfull organic fish . Wiping out the giant sandeel fisheries is one method. These cod are fed on fish there organic so its a merry go round operation wipe out one to keep another going then we will end up with farmed sand eels organic i hope!!