crazy fred

well i might be there but how the bloody hell do i get up the slip???

seems you lot need to plug yourselves into the national grid for ten mins revitalise your nether regions,trailers what are you talking about!!!!!

god i missed the fun

kam put some wheels on it

you pulling her string or is she pulling your's

well done simon your one hell of a catch and release guy shame about the crabing day's they didn't think so

i could do with a good laugh but im working in the evening got to be good as im off to alderney again on teusday for three day's and i might need 2 more crew for that trip yet

Well now ive let the others talk about their splendid trip best I tell you about ours. We set off Monday 4-00pm after filling up with fuel, we put so much in we kept looking for Arab sheiks laughing on Poole Bridge adding it all up to see how many missiles they can now buy, but we had our secret weopon on board lucky stan the lottery winner now he can buy as much fuel as they can supply. The boat is full and sat in the water nicely will cut through the weather a treat, bit of a breeze but not too bad in the harbour. So it

tis when its caught on a charter boat

what can i say fanbloodytastic well done

probably up to no good down below she said he moved the earth for her but it was the isle of purbeck they were trying to move

monday morning 12lb hallibut landed by comercial netter in poole it was a fine looking fish caught south of swanage

paul according to your profile i see AFC have started playing a new sport according to you they play football now

im over till wed night and then steaming straight back from the banks so we will get two full day's of fishing in not bothering with any pollock bashing.Just got to go to asda's and get a toaster and frying pan and thats it all fresh makeral and ice picked up this morning.

cheers paul now im at the same time as everyone else strange thoings these computors

did you say your controls or my controls :Dmy computor say's 9-15 this site say's 8-15 ???

perhaps ill stick to fishing and not trying to be observant

perhaps if someone put the clock right on this web site the fishing season would get started

just make sure you take a big enough breath to blow them candles out

well just stocking the stores up on the boat ice loaded now just waiting for 4pm to come then its off. looks as though the weather will be fine vaiable going southerly5

tom bettle was driving his car one day, when he ran into a hailstorm. The hail stones were very large and made a lot of dents in the roof of his car. After the hail stopped, he went see crazy at the chippy and asked him what he could do to get the dents out of his car. Crazy, being a smart-ass, told him: "Blow real hard into the exhaust pipe, and that should push out the dents." When tom got home, not knowing any better, he did just that. While he was down on his hands and knees with his lips wrapped around her car's tailpipe, huffing and puffing trying to blow the dents out,Mr burt turned up. martin of course asked him what the heck he was doing. tom told him how crazy said this was how he could get the dents out. martin thought about it for a moment, then said: "thats rubbish" , you have to shut the windows up first."

glad im not on your boat tom id be falling over all the time on the piles of bullshit still looks like ive got a nice crossing monday, still the cabin roof needs a good wash

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home,maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!") The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (okay, so that would be a good thing) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains (I know some people like that too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)

dont be so negative at times it pay's

well at least its not big enough for gun running