crazy fred

here is an example of a by catch whilst mackerall fishing. We kept catching these spikey silver fish which became a nusance so we stopped fishing and moved to find some more of those wonderfull mackerall.Oh and by the way those spikey fish wernt bad made up into fish cakes

The Birds Eye brand and hundreds of fish and chip shops in Britain are selling cod from Russian suppliers accused of operating a black market in one of the last large ocean reserves of this potentially endangered species. Hi-tech fishing has also led to a rapid increase in the size of by-catches. Up to 80% of fish caught is discarded because it is commercially useless and was not the intended target of the fishing nets.

"ANOTHER GENIE" martin and dean were fishing in poole bay. Their motor broke down and they drifted with the wind for 10 days. They were really hurtin' as they had no food or water. One day dean looked over the side of the boat and saw a genie lamp floating by. He plucks it outta the water and starts to rub it............POOF!!!!!!! Out pops a tired and burnt out looking genie. The genie says, "Look guys, I've been doing the 3 wish thing for a long time now and I'm tired of it! You guys get one wish! And make it a good one." The simpler one of the two " ill let you decide which one" yells out, "Give us all the beer we can drink for the rest of our lives!" The genie says, "So be it!" POOF! and he turns all of poole bay into beer and returns to his lamp. The other guy slaps his simple fishing partner on the side the head and says, "Way to go you FOOL!!! Now we gotta p*** in the boat!!!!!!"

FISHIN' POX SYMPTONS- Continual complaint as to the need for fresh air, sunshine and relaxation. Patient has a blank expression ie tony blair on a good day, sometimes deaf and blind to the wife. Has no taste for work of any kind. Frequent checking of tide tables and Internet fishin' pages. Hangs out in poole angling centre longer than usual. Secret night visits to post messages at poole small boat angling club and Bass Fishing Home Page. Mumbles to self. Lies to everyone. NO KNOWN CURE Medication is useless. Disease is not fatal. Victim should go FISHIN' as soon as and as often as possible.

well ten of us went in february and 5day's after we got back we had booked it for twelve of us in april 2007 the whole thing was fantastic .Instead of getting your head stuck in the sand get out there and explore

do youd think hed mind if i sat thier in my pilots hat and goggles seems cheap 40 quid worth it just to say pan pan 3 times

well i must have gone to a different cuba are there two!

nope

well i dont know nothing about flushing except the toilet but this gets me 150 posts

how olds the photo was it before every one cast like his granny or the _ anchor period

well all i hope is when i need help ive been hit by a plane as ive only got a plane radio licence must be similar may day is may day in any langauge except your a little bit higher

what i dont understand is politions only think people get run over in the evening so does nobody get up b4 9 in westminster Lord Tanlaw is urging a three-year trial of "double summertime", claiming it would mean lighter evenings and be of huge benefit to road safety.

so does this mean i have to keep writing this rubbish for about two year,s then

ie one is

so do certain boat companys but we dont buy their boat's!

god did i bid that much !!!!!

so would it not be better if we put the clocks back five hours , and get our athletes to train in the dark giving them a huge advantage in the next olympics ie archery in the afternoon?

all sounds complicated to me ball weight and flowing trace is my limit

so you have something to shout about , turn the cap lock off

best i dont say tony blair is a dick head then

has he done the nvq in child care so he can take children out, you know what was said at the committee meeting children spell trouble

does it come with explosive pack so you can just blow the s*** out of it to save putting it on a trailer

well i think i need one sorry lads didnt work said the file was corupt or was it me it was on about

i must admit my sounder is selfish it tells me sod all or did you say shellfish!!

well i think for storage purposes i think about 80-100 pieces 1 mtr long , then when you come to moor or anchor up you access the situation and splice the amount you need together this must be better than having a neat coil all spliced up in the rope locker