Maverick Martin

Almost, it's actually on the boat but one more item is required to complete. Hopefully this will be done Monday with sea trial when weather allows Martin

Ham and eggs... A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

Nice one Fred good to see you still drop in Martin

Happy birthday enjoy the rest of your day Martin

Also bear in mind if you up size your anchor or length of chain you may need a larger buoy to cope with the additional weight Martin

Glad they didn't get the boat but really feel for you as it is still distressing when shitehawks come trying to take whats been hard worked/fought for Martin

Lol love the Hells Kitchen sketch...................oh and the cod Martin

Thought he already had one Jim......................you......sorry couldn't resist

You going in for the good life Terry?

Happy birthday John Martin

I would say that anything in aid of the RNLI is an appropriate use of club funds so I would guess that will be ok. I am meeting with Tony tomorrow am so will confirm either way later in the day on Friday Martin

Lofty I have spoke with Tony D and we will donate some prizes provided the proceeds from the event are going to Help For Heroes again? Martin

Do you mean Thursday?

My dream fish well done that man Martin

LOL

Excellent news Graham Tom at Prop solutions is brilliant at what he does. He sorted out AWOLS props problems in double quick time and deserves all the pats on the back he gets. Really pleased for you Martin

Yeh well done Mal on reaching the car park but word has it that your as bad at parking as my missus Seriously that's another to do ticked off you will only get more confident and better at boatman ship from now onwards Martin

Yes well done Steve you must have arms like Popeye gagagagaga

You've never asked before Rob

Happy birthday old fella Martin

Sue him for damages then give the money to movember

ROMANCE An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. SHE SAID: "YOU USED TO HOLD MY HAND WHEN WE WERE COURTING..." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me.." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep. Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my Neck..." Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed. "Where are you going?" she asked.. "To get my teeth!"

I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs

All the best Steve and happy birthday Martin

Happy birthday Crossy Martin