Maverick Martin

Happy birthday old fella Martin

Sue him for damages then give the money to movember

ROMANCE An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. SHE SAID: "YOU USED TO HOLD MY HAND WHEN WE WERE COURTING..." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me.." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep. Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my Neck..." Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed. "Where are you going?" she asked.. "To get my teeth!"

I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs

All the best Steve and happy birthday Martin

Happy birthday Crossy Martin

Happy birthday Mal have a goodun Martin

All the best on your birthday Graham hope you havent been working Martin

Well done Lofty the first one is the hardest (and best), you'll be catching them like pout now Martin

Yes a big thank you to Rob Charlie and anyone else that had input. Also thank you to all our sponsors we really do appreciated your generosity As a club we are so lucky to have members willing to pick up the baton and turn ordinary events into extraordinary successes Thanks Martin

Rob i have also crossed my legs arms and eyes, that should do it

Happy birthday Stu Martin

SOLD I have 2 Volvo ZVO12 zinc rings (875821-1 suitable for 280DP-290DP-290 DPA- DPA-DBA

Advice copied from the RYA website

All quiet areas still 6 knots entrance still 10 knots. Main and Wareham channels whatever you like knots but watch your wash and drive with due consideration to others Martin

As Tony said I had one see through dab about 2.5 inches long Still I was pleased to have caught at least one target species Martin

Welcome to the Rockley section of pbsbac Hope you'll enjoy the benefits of rack and store and of course Rockley Martin

Mikeys suggestion is spot on. You need support at or very near the transom of the boat to support the weight of the engine. If you do without support here you risk causing damage to the rear end of the boat Martin

Could I have his number please Hooky as I have an old rod (good blank) that I might like rebuilt and several others that are i need of attention Thanks Martin

Rob it's not the questions that are silly it's mostly the answers Martin

Rob if you need an ear to bend Tony and I are around until late saturday eve...good luck Martin

Hi Rich All done and welcome to the club. Look forward to meeting you at a meeting sometime Martin

Posted for Tony D Jim at the Helm of his newly aquired Tidler

As others I really feel for you, hope the police find the barstewards Martin