Yesterday, my daughter again asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. Talking about my "doing something useful" seemed to be her favourite topic of conversation .. She was "only thinking of me ," and suggested I go down to the senior centre and hang out with the guys .. I did this. and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business . I told her that I had joined a parachute club She said, "Are you nuts? You 're almost 79 years old , and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes ?" I proudly showed her that I'd even got a membership card .. She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses ! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club , not a Parachute Club". "I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed up forfive jumps a week," I told her. She fainted. Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun !