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  1. Thanks Martin no I did repair one boiler but thats all mark w
  2. The decline in eels in are rivers is supposed to be caused by a parasite that stops the eels from going down into deep water to cross to the breeding grounds
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    Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it...don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap. Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiency. What does cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So steak is nothing more than efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef also good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And pork chop can give you 100% of recommended daily allowance of vegetable product. Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Bottom up! Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio two to one, etc. Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? A: Can't think of single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No pain...good! Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food are fried these day in vegetable oil. In fact, they permeated by it. How could getting more vegetable be bad for you?!? Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle? A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach. Q: Is chocolate bad for me? A: Are you crazy?!? HER-RO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around! Q: Is swimming good for your figure? A: If swimming good for your figure, explain whale to me.. Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle? A: Hey! 'Round' a shape! Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. And remember: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!" AND..... For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies. 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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    Men go shopping!

    I thought it was mint
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    Plaice rigs

    Hi Mike try the forum it will be under fishing tips or rigs I think may be under flounder mark w
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    Cheer yourself up

    If only we could charlie mark w
  7. happy birthday martin mark w
  8. Happy Birthday Dave
  9. Hi Trev I put copper coat on my last boat it was a pig to put on but I had no growth on her but there was slime. I think I had to put five coats on and the pot life was about 45 mins mark w
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    Dragging Anchors?

    I like it tight its no good if its slack or am I on the wrong wave length mark w
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    New Club Member

    Congrats grandad martin grate names mark w
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    Happy Birthday

    Happy Birthday PJ mark w
  13. PJ thats a polite way of putting it mark w
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    Happy Birthday

    Happy Birthday Neal Hope you caught some cod Mark w
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    looking for a dory

    Thanks for all posts I think I am sorted fingers crossed mark w
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    looking for a dory

    Thanks for the info I will only use it to go across the run to get to my boat mark w mar
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    looking for a dory

    Neal I only want it for a tender might be fun to blast across the bay when im on my own mark w
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    Happy Birthday Rob

    Happy Birthday Rob mark w
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    looking for a dory

    Hi all I am looking for a 13 foot dell quay dory or similar with engine and trailer if possible if anybody knows of one going at a resonable price please give me a shout mark w
  20. Rob have a look on the rig section on here there are all the knots you need or google uni knot ,grinner or not less knot mark w
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    Abode 11

    Craig have a look on u tube you can see a repair being made mark w
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    Sat

    Tom I would be careful what you say about Bristol anglers there are quite a number in the club mark w
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    Sat.

    Hi Alun I am able to go if the seat still going mark w
  24. Tom I wonder what my boat would go like using heating oil thats cheap 37 pence ish mark
  25. HI Tom I would check if you have loft insulation that will save you a lot and i think you can get free ? you will have to stop the heat leaving your house ,if you put the rest of the rads on you will use more oil They say it cheaper to leave the heating on low and that oil is as cheap as gas Out of interest what do you pay for oil? mark
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