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Charlie How much is it now and did they comment on the 60 ) 40 split mark w

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Opinion! The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.' Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A new suit.' He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit.' The elderly tailor eye d him briefly and said, 'Let's see... size 44 long.' Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?' 'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit it fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?' Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.' The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.' Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?' 'Been in the business 60 years.' Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How about some new underwear?' Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.' The salesman said, 'Let's see... size 36. Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.' The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.' New suit - $400 New shirt - $36 New underwear - $6 Second Opinion - PRICELESS

> A teacher asks her class, If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you > shoot one of them, how many will be left? > > She calls on little Ralphy. > > He replies, None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot. The teacher > replies, The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking. > > Then little RALPHY says, I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women > sitting on a bench having ice cream: > > One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The > second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. > > The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?' > > The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, Well, I suppose the one that's > gobbled down the top and sucked the cone. > > To which Little RALPHY replied, The correct answer is the one with the > wedding ring on, but I like your thinking > >

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2008's First Christmas Joke Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. 'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said. 'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.' Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'. The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?' The man replied, 'These are Carols.' And So The Christmas Season Begins......

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HI simon Now you have caught a cod every thing changes mark w

Hi Craig You have a pm mark w

Hi Criag I looked into it when i had a twin 225 Volvo's if you are going to keep your boat for three years or more it will work out cheaper but at the time Cobb's would not say if they would be keeping on the lpg i was going to fit it but could not get anyone to supply a kit even though i was corgi registered so i sold the boat with lpg the engine will run cleaner the oil will stay good all year it just spending 2-3k on the install if my diesel engine goes wrong i will fit a new engine and the lpg now the diesel is going up mark w

Good martin Have you put on boats and outboards they go well on there mark w

Ive not used it yet the bellhoseing keeps filling with water so i am going to replace the deck so the water will bail out and not go into the bilge mark w

Alun They where using a cast net from the end of the of quay by the small slip last week two lads put a bit of ground bait in cast the net they had about 6or 7 each time they cast there net i have been looking for a net mark w

Hi Tom I would have thought Henry would have sent you one mark w

Booking in mark w and zed on sparta for her fist trip out if the engine starts

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Yes The mackeral are still waiting for the summer like us mark w

They are propeller solutions unit 18 bailie gate industrail est sterminster marshall tel 01258858784 mark w

IT'S HELL TO GET OLD > > OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet! > An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part > of his physical exam The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this > jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.' > The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and > gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. > The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's > like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried > with my left hand, but still nothing. > 'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then > with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the > teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up > Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, > then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but > still nothing.' > The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?' > The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'.

Hi Paul You can put your in at rockley if you wanted to not sure on price but i would think it would be cheaper than cobbs and you have no bridge to go under there are about six club boats kept there. mark w

try the bags from the bank new ones of course as you can tuck them into a neat package i use them for larger traces also mark w

paul Have you fitted a float switch if not the pump will keep pumping and run the battery down mark w

Hi ZED Not been out lately as ive been working on baot ive sold the uttern [chancer] now got an old wilson flyer will be out saturday all being well give me a shout if you want to go should do better than the last comp we fished? have a new fish finder/ plotter on order not sure if i will get it by sat so might have to follow the other boats out from rockly mark w